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Wholelottacock
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Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


I live in Myrtle Beach and I must admit myself and all my friends think Salt Life Stickers are almost as lame as that UGA rap song that came out a month or so back. But today I saw the holy trifecta that is a Clemson fan from the upstate no less with a Salt Life sticker and a set of Surf City never used rack pads. But thats not all folks he was driving a lifted 3rd gen 4runner with mud tires that was clearly the 2wd version.

It got me wondering does anyone else see shite similar that really annoys them?







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HoldenOversoul
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


What if salt life made surfboard racks that were never used?

OR OR OR, is it worse if someone has a surfboard up there for days on end that's so brand new they haven't even waxed it, on their salt life surfboard racks? Then they spent a few hundred bucks to be a poser, that has to be worse.






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CockInYourEar
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


I think the board rack, b/c it's a more significant waste of money, if it isn't used.





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Jefferson Dawg
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today I saw the holy trifecta.....

Sorry, but the South Carolina holy trinity has not changed. It's still......Salt Life decal, some sort of USCe identification, and a goatee.

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does anyone else see shite similar that really annoys them?

-Yeti Coolers stickers which usually come with the mandated visor and sunglasses hanging by croakies from the rear-view mirror.
-The white cockroaches with thin mustaches that drive front-wheel-drive Honda civics, etc with the giant spoiler wing on the back.
-Motorcycles intentionally tuned to be loud enough so that people 20 miles away can hear how cool the person riding it is.
-Morons who have endorsements for phony, corrupt, politician plastic-men on their vehicles.
-The flip-flop stickers for football teams. WTF is that about?Why flip-flops?
-The guy that when you go to pass him, he speeds up cause he's too proud to get passed.


Coincidentally...........SOUTH CAROLINA LEADS IN HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!






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Wholelottacock
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


I literally meet none of those criteria. Don't know anyone that does personally. But I'll admit I see it all daily. All of which except the Honda scene we lead in. I grew up in Augusta and I can assure you it's the Pep Boys Cup Front Wheeled Drive Imaginary Drift Car Epicenter of The Universe.





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HoldenOversoul
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Yeti Coolers are fricking magic, you bite your tongue. They keep your beer and fish cold for daysssssss. Do you know how nice that is for someone this lazy? If only I had 400 bucks to waste on a cooler; college kids with a Yeti cooler make me want to kick them in the dick.

Flip flop stickers have to be for women only, right? No man would ever drive that shite.

Everything else is annoying, but I find that the former penal colony turned worst state in the South (Georgia) is only allowed to survive for Braves baseball and Savannah, which is really just a drunk redneck version of Charleston. St. Simons is a shitty Hilton Head. If it wasn't for Ohio, Georgia might be making a push for most useless state in the entire country.






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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


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college kids with a Yeti cooler make me want to kick them in the dick.








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Jefferson Dawg
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I grew up in Augusta and I can assure you it's the Pep Boys Cup Front Wheeled Drive Imaginary Drift Car Epicenter of The Universe.

Ha! Maybe. But, that's purely a Fort Gordon side-effect.

I realize that South Carolinians masterbate to fantasies about the military on average 4 times per day. But.....the reality is that not everyone in the military are like the dudes in Top Gun. Someone has to scrub the toilets and mop the floors. And Fort Gordon is where enlistees from around the country that are selected for such duties are sent for training.............

They bring their Civics with the giant spoilers and the neon lights underneath with them.






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Jefferson Dawg
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Yeti Coolers are fricking magic, you bite your tongue. They keep your beer and fish cold for daysssssss

I have no problem with Yeti Coolers. It's a quality product. The "keeps ice for days" thing is a myth though. At least, in Georgia heat. But, they are very well designed. Can't believe it took this long for someone to figure out to put rubber pads on the bottom of a cooler. Presto!...... No more cooler sliding around the back of your truck or in your boat when you make the slightest turn....... fricking genius!

But, it's a unique Carolina thing with these Yeti stickers. I even see your people wearing the hats.

fricking mental patients......
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Georgia might be making a push for most useless state in the entire country.

I agree. It sucks. Big time. Do you hear that Ohio???!?!?.....GEORGIA SUCKS! You would never EVER like it there. Listen to this man. Don't even waste your time giving it a try. It's horrible. Stick with South Carolina. Salt Life, bo!!!!!!! SALT LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!






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GEORGIA SUCKS! You would never EVER like it there. Listen to this man. Don't even waste your time giving it a try. It's horrible.


I wonder if SCRooster or someone is going to make this their new sig quote?






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Jefferson Dawg
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I wonder if SCRooster or someone is going to make this their new sig quote?

I can only hope!

Anything to help spread the word to Ohio!!!!!!.....that Georgia sucks! I think that Ohioans and other assorted pasty-faced carpet-baggers would much prefer South Carolina! Georgia has way too many thorns. They would hate the briar patch. South Carolina is the flower and they welcome Ohioans with open arms..... So....they should move there instead!!!!


Come to think of it. frick sig quotes. We should make BILLBOARDS and put them all over Ohio and the rest of the hideous north.






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Mootsman
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


You are generalizing our entire state based upon the minority of retards you see in the Dirty Myrtle.





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Mr.Sinister
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-The white cockroaches with thin mustaches that drive front-wheel-drive Honda civics, etc with the giant spoiler wing on the back.


My old man lives on lake lanier... And I promise you that the largest deposit on earth.. of this scum.. is in that area.

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-Morons who have endorsements for phony, corrupt, politician plastic-men on their vehicles


Eh I call this a tossup, given the infestation of yankees in our southern atmosphere. Without it, everyone south of the mason dixen would know they were republican.

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-The flip-flop stickers for football teams. WTF is that about?Why flip-flops?


Female thing.

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-The guy that when you go to pass him, he speeds up cause he's too proud to get passed.


No wear on earth will you find this guy more than on the GA400 heading north to cumming, see first quote.

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Coincidentally...........


Jefferson I do believe you are combining your hatred for SC with your hatred for your fellow georgians and then just directing it at your "not rival" brethren. For a man who has studied the mind sciences at your local community college as you claim, I am suprised that you have not had this epiphany yet.

Either way, your welcome! Use this knowledge wisely and go forth and correct your weak minded brethren.






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UpstateCock2007
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


There is a guy I work with, mid 40's, drives a jeep wrangler, has a salt life sticker, and still wears cargo shorts. He thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread, but really, he just looks like a middle schooler.





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Wholelottacock
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Sounds like a real DB






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Loathor
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


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and still wears cargo shorts. He thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread


Wait... cargo shorts are bad? There are just so many pockets... Very handy.






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UpstateCock2007
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re: Whats lamer a Salt Life Sticker or a set of Never Used Surfboard Racks?


Not starting a cargo short conversation, but if you are over 13 or 14, I wouldn't wear them.





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