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Which Bammer is responsible for this?
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:24 pm
BREAKING NEWS! Opelika AL (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Lee County, Alabama Courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his Aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the d...egree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his Aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the Judge then suggested that he live with his Grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Auburn University, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.
I chuckled
I chuckled
This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 1:25 pm
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:25 pm to MsGarrison
I sense a pattern. Maybe he just needs a good continuous arse whippin.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:27 pm to MsGarrison
Only the 20th time I've seen a variation of that joke.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:36 pm to MsGarrison
That joke has been beat to death almost as much as Auburn
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:37 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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That joke has been beat to death almost as much as Auburn
This made me chuckle. Good work.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:39 pm to MsGarrison
I LOL'd. Just a little bit.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:42 pm to MsGarrison
lee county is all auburn territory,sorry 2 dissapoint u
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:43 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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That joke has been beat to death almost as much as Auburn
ISWYDT
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:44 pm to graychef
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quote:Sheldon? Is that you?
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This post was edited on 10/24/12 at 1:45 pm
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:47 pm to hotrod3888
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lee county is all auburn territory,sorry 2 dissapoint u
Wrong. Opelika says hi.
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:48 pm to hotrod3888
quote:dis iz da internets, no need 4 txtin' lingo.
sorry 2 dissapoint u
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:52 pm to MsGarrison
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I chuckled
Not a single chuckle was given
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:57 pm to OPR
Cleveland Browns called....they want their joke back
Posted on 10/24/12 at 1:59 pm to MsGarrison
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Cleveland Browns called....they want their joke back
Cleveland Browns called....they want Nick Saban
FIFY
Posted on 10/24/12 at 2:00 pm to MsGarrison
the same guy who, when asked how to keep an Auburn man from masturbating replied, "paint his dick crimson and white...he'll never beat it again"
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