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Plausible story from Rambo?

Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:39 pm
Posted by LoyalTiger
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:39 pm
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"Bacarri went down to Panama City Beach with some friends," Ingram said. "One of the nights he went to bed before they did. He got up the next morning, was hungry and found some brownies on the table. He had some with some milk and told me, 'I got high.' The other guys got up and told him that the brownies were not for him. Apparently they were laced with marijuana.


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You would think he could have come up with a better story. It's so bad, maybe it's true.

Whatcha think?
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

You would think he could have come up with a better thread.


Yes I do
Posted by chilld28
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by tylerdurden24
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:40 pm to
Given that he called his HS coach right after, worried and wanting advice, yeah I buy it. I don't think there is jack shite he can do about it, though. Company you keep and all that
Posted by Swoopin
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:41 pm to
I just had flashbacks to what a dump that beach is
Posted by CigarLovingTiger
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

Given that he called his HS coach right after, worried and wanting advice, yeah I buy it.



edit: Never mind didn't read the story before hand. carry on
This post was edited on 3/29/12 at 3:45 pm
Posted by Monticello
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:45 pm to
College kids on Spring Break like to make pies, brownies and cookies at night all the time for those who might be hungry in the morning. Very plausible story.
This post was edited on 3/29/12 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Carson123987
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:45 pm to


Posted by Supravol22
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:46 pm to
That's pretty funny if that actually happened
Posted by tylerdurden24
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:46 pm to
A.) They were brownies taken to the beach
B.) I cook shite like that all the time
Posted by GregYoureMyBoyBlue
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:47 pm to
I would believe it...except that pot brownies and normal brownies don't exactly taste the same...so i think it depends if he ate the whole thing
This post was edited on 3/29/12 at 3:48 pm
Posted by jatebe
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:47 pm to
Germans. LINK
Posted by Tennessee Jed
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:51 pm to
Don't buy it. If it was only one time, he likely wouldn't have failed a test. Especially when you consider his physical shape, and the amount of exercise he does.

Probably had this excuse in his back pocket.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:53 pm to
I woke up on the floor of a PC motel room surrounded by about 100 empty whippits. Hell of a place.
Posted by semotruman
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:53 pm to
That's ridiculously bad.
Posted by Swoopin
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:54 pm to
Is that your job? Drugs?
Posted by DonDraper
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Given that he called his HS coach right after, worried and wanting advice, yeah I buy it. I don't think there is jack shite he can do about it, though. Company you keep and all that


I dont, and here's why. Outside of the story sounding ridiculous, there's no way he could have failed from eating brownies once. There was 2 weeks in between him eating the brownies, and the test, correct?

One huge myth about marijuana is that if you smoke it once it will stay in your system for 4-6 weeks. That's just not true. If you smoke just once, marijuana can be in and out of your system in days, no more than a week. If you're in good shape(like Rambo) it can be out in a couple of days. Now if you smoke everyday and stop, then yes it can take 4-6 weeks.

I know this because I did my experiment with it. My SR year at UA I was a huge pothead. Now I always smoked, but my senior year I had to take tons of hours, and study 24/7. That meant no going out and partying all the time. So I smoked instead of drinking. My gf at the time was doing an internship with what they call "drug court" in Tuscaloosa, and she would drug test people. Every once in a while she would pocket a few of the test. Long story short we found out if she smoke on a friday, she would test herself and be clean by monday. She only smoked once a month, and it was in and out of her system within 3 days. Again, this is the drug test that the state of AL would use.

So to sum it up, there's no way that brownies provided a high enough level of THC for Rambo to fail the test, he had been smoking before that.
Posted by LoyalTiger
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:56 pm to
Sorry Jatebe...didn't see you posted something about an hour ago in an 11 page thread.

You deserve your props...

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Posted by gatordmb89
Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:56 pm to
How did he know that "he got high"? Hmmmm.
Posted by FulmersGonnaFixIt
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Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/29/12 at 3:57 pm to
What a loser
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