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Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Wolfpacleader
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Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:25 pm
I didnt see it posted anywhere, but I found this quite entertaining.

LINK
Posted by chilld28
Get in B Chord and Mash It!!
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:26 pm to
Link fail.

ETA: Now it works
This post was edited on 7/28/11 at 12:27 pm
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:27 pm to
they're all homers
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Which cliché is most overused by coaches?


quote:

Miles: I have no idea. I am not that coach. I don't operate that way. I fight for unique and accurate ways to be descriptive. I don't necessarily handle it that way.


damn right you do
Posted by Quigley
Down Under
Member since Jul 2009
4007 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:31 pm to
Questionnaire is pure gold
Posted by Wolfpacleader
Member since Jun 2011
1119 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:31 pm to
quote:


they're all homers

Yeah I noticed they were all too afraid to say what they actually thought about the toughest stadium and just said their own.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

What's one of your favorite songs, or name your favorite musician.


quote:

Miles: I love Lil Wayne, I've listened to him a bunch most recently. I like Akon.


holy shite
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38009 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:33 pm to
This is why you GOT to love Les Miles...

quote:

What's one of your favorite songs, or name your favorite musician.

Miles: I love Lil Wayne, I've listened to him a bunch most recently. I like Akon.






(Though I can't agree with him... still funny as hell.)
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:34 pm to
I was surprised by that one.

also chizz is probably a retard thinking some chain place can make better seafood than south la.
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38009 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:43 pm to
Chiz is a retard, man.

Just like Les is autistic.

They just both function at a very high level. Savants, as it were.
Posted by wegotdatwood
Member since Aug 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:44 pm to
I loved the Tom Osborne comment to Saban. "You're not as bad as you think."
Posted by schlow mo
New Orleans
Member since Feb 2010
5245 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:47 pm to
Chizik comes off as such a douche
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24859 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:47 pm to
Petrino must be boring as shite. At least the others put forth some effort to have fun with this.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

I loved the Tom Osborne comment to Saban. "You're not as bad as you think."


I thought this quote from the two is better

quote:

So when you play somebody your own size, you'll be fine
Posted by GoldenTiger85
Member since Aug 2009
8332 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:50 pm to
Good find
Posted by Ross
Member since Oct 2007
47824 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

Spurrier: Quarterback coach at Florida. Paid $26K. Second year, quarterback coach at Georgia Tech. Paid $26K. Third year, quarterback coach and offensive coordinator at Duke. Paid $27K.
Posted by WelcomeToDeathValley
1st & 1st
Member since Aug 2006
16947 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

The first one was a soccer stadium in Turkey where automatic weapons were discharged in the stands


piss bombs vs AKs.....please, piss by a mile

Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
38009 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:55 pm to
quote:

Chizik comes off as such a douche



Chizik is about as exciting as room-temperature milk.

The only way he is a douche is somebody wants him to be a douche so somehow everything he says is douchey.

He never says crap. He's boring as hell. How you can construe that as being offensive is beyond me.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:57 pm to
i like the ole ball coach taking a shot at tressel
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112553 posts
Posted on 7/28/11 at 12:58 pm to
Dan Mullen:

quote:

Oh, Dave, you think you can dissect me with this blunt little tool?
Dave Wilson: No. I only hoped that your knowledge -
Mullen interupts.
Mullen: You know what you look like to me, with your good bag and your cheap shoes? You look like a rube. A well-scrubbed, hustling rube with a little taste... Good nutrition has given you some length of bone, but you're not more than one generation from poor white trash, are you - Wilson...? That accent you're trying so desperately to shed - pure West Virginia. What was your father, dear? Was he a coal miner? Did he stink of the lamp...? And oh, how quickly the boys found you! All those tedious, sticky fumblings, in the back seats of cars, while you could only dream of getting out. Getting anywhere. Getting all the way - to the F...B...I.
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