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Jared Lorenzen looks like he is ready to play!

Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:45 pm
Posted by AUCatfish
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:45 pm
I don't know why this pic just made me laugh.



Lorenzen ready to play for River Monsters
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:46 pm to
My god!!! Don't Eat Me!!!!
Posted by WDE24
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:46 pm to
Get in my belly!
Posted by Tds & Beer
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:47 pm to
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I don't know why this pic just made me laugh


You don't know why? Do you need me to tell you?
Posted by AUCatfish
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Member since Oct 2007
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to
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You don't know why? Do you need me to tell you?


No, no you don't.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to
What a waste. From the NFL to $500 a week because he chooses to be a lard arse.
Posted by claygast
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to
I knew he was big, but holy shite.
Posted by ehidal1
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to
Is he an OT now? Damn
Posted by Thracken13
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to
Hey Skipper......did you eat Gilligan?
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:49 pm to
He looks like somebody outside of the picture is about to hand him a candy bar.

Yummmmmmmmy! Feed me!!!!
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:49 pm to
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Is he an OT now? Damn


Still plays QB. There is a youtube video of his fatass playing QB in some arena league.
Posted by AUCatfish
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:50 pm to
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I knew he was big, but holy shite.


The team has him listed as 6'5"/290....me thinks that is a little low.
Posted by tiger perry
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:51 pm to
Dude turned into a fat arse
Posted by Party At LSU
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:52 pm to
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Jared Lorenzen has a Super Bowl ring from his days as a backup quarterback with the New York Giants.

He's experienced the pinnacle of professional football.


Really?





...and...


LMAO
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:53 pm to
GOOD LAWDDDDDDDD!!
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to
he was always really fat

he and his wife had a baby when he was still at KY I think

someone from the press asked him how hard it was getting up in the middle of the night to feed the baby - his response? "not bad at all. I already got up in the middle of the night to eat"
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to
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He looks like somebody outside of the picture is about to hand him a candy bar.


Posted by razorbackfan4life
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to
HOLY JEEBUS
Posted by MagillaGuerilla
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

From the NFL to $500 a week because he chooses to be a lard arse.


You're acting like he was skinny before
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