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Jared Lorenzen looks like he is ready to play!
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:45 pm
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:46 pm to AUCatfish
My god!!! Don't Eat Me!!!!
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:47 pm to AUCatfish
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I don't know why this pic just made me laugh
You don't know why? Do you need me to tell you?

Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to Tds & Beer
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You don't know why? Do you need me to tell you?
No, no you don't.

Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to AUCatfish
What a waste. From the NFL to $500 a week because he chooses to be a lard arse.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to AUCatfish
I knew he was big, but holy shite.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:48 pm to Tds & Beer
Hey Skipper......did you eat Gilligan?
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:49 pm to Tds & Beer
He looks like somebody outside of the picture is about to hand him a candy bar.
Yummmmmmmmy! Feed me!!!!
Yummmmmmmmy! Feed me!!!!

Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:49 pm to ehidal1
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Is he an OT now? Damn
Still plays QB. There is a youtube video of his fatass playing QB in some arena league.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:50 pm to claygast
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I knew he was big, but holy shite.
The team has him listed as 6'5"/290....me thinks that is a little low.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:51 pm to AUCatfish
Dude turned into a fat arse 

Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:52 pm to AUCatfish
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Jared Lorenzen has a Super Bowl ring from his days as a backup quarterback with the New York Giants.
He's experienced the pinnacle of professional football.

...and...
LMAO
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to tiger perry
he was always really fat
he and his wife had a baby when he was still at KY I think
someone from the press asked him how hard it was getting up in the middle of the night to feed the baby - his response? "not bad at all. I already got up in the middle of the night to eat"
he and his wife had a baby when he was still at KY I think
someone from the press asked him how hard it was getting up in the middle of the night to feed the baby - his response? "not bad at all. I already got up in the middle of the night to eat"
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to G8RnGA
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He looks like somebody outside of the picture is about to hand him a candy bar.
Posted on 5/18/11 at 12:54 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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From the NFL to $500 a week because he chooses to be a lard arse.
You're acting like he was skinny before

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