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ACL11190
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Use metaphors to describe your team



We're Ronald McDonald. All of the employees accuse us of treating them like shite and not washing our hands properly, but we're Ronald McDonald... all they can do is watch as we bring home the pay check. And we'll use it to pay off the inspectors.


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fontell
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Bammers working at McDonalds. That's no analogy.





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RummelTiger
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We're the manager at McDonald's. All of the employees accuse us of treating them like shite and not washing our hands properly, but we're the manager... all they can do is watch as we bring home the pay check. And while it might not be a big, sexy paycheck, it gets the job done and we'll use it to pay off the inspectors.



Wow, of all the analogies you could use...you equate your program to a McDonald's manager?







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EST
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Oh no.





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memphisplaya
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ACL this thread has Fail written all over it





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Monticello
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Jesus Harold Christ.





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ACL11190
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Ok, ok....we're Ronald. Ok?





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parkjas2001
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That's right bitch!! Give me my fries!





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Bovina20
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We are a flash in the pan. Good for one, maybe 2 years before we go back down. Never can be good for more than 2 years at a time. It's really frustrating.





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Tennessee Jed
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McDonald's Manager. All of the employees accuse us of treating them like shite and not washing our hands properly, but we're the manager... all they can do is watch as we bring home the pay check. And while it might not be a big, sexy paycheck, it gets the job done and we'll use it to pay off the inspectors.


I agree 100% with this analogy. Thank you.






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DvlsAdvocat
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First post sets the FAIL tone for this thread...

Will it get better? I suspect NO.







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Jesus Harold Christ.




ACL, this will not go how you planned it in your mind.






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Bellabama
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Make sure you know the difference between an analogy and a metaphor.





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parkjas2001
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We're Ronald McDonald.


frickin clowns!






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c on z
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We're Ronald McDonald.



Who's the Hamburglar?






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umrebel2009
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Come on you couldn't whip up a Walmart analogy?





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I Love Bama
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major fail man.....





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RummelTiger
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frickin clowns!









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