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Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:28 pm
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:28 pm
In the spirit of the tasteless joke thread on the OT, I figured i could get a few of y'all to post some funny rival team jokes here.
even the corny ones that we've all heard are fine with me. i just want to laugh at the collective stupidity of every fan-base!
GO
even the corny ones that we've all heard are fine with me. i just want to laugh at the collective stupidity of every fan-base!
GO
This post was edited on 6/1/09 at 9:09 pm
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Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:29 pm to m2pro
Tennessee 
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:30 pm to BamaScoop
Lane Kiffin 
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:31 pm to m2pro
Q: Why did the Tenn fan cross the road?
A: His dick was stuck in the chicken
Q: Why do Bama grads put their diploma in the rear window of their car?
A: So they can park in handicapped zones
Q: What does AUBURN stand for?
A: Alabama usually beats us red necks
Q: What do you get when an LSU fan has sex with a pig?
A: Nothing. Even pigs have standards.
A: His dick was stuck in the chicken
Q: Why do Bama grads put their diploma in the rear window of their car?
A: So they can park in handicapped zones
Q: What does AUBURN stand for?
A: Alabama usually beats us red necks
Q: What do you get when an LSU fan has sex with a pig?
A: Nothing. Even pigs have standards.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:33 pm to PJinAtl
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PJinAtl
heard none of those before. somehow they're all so true. the Bama one could be relevantly insulting though. the rest i dug.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:34 pm to m2pro
I've heard all of those except the LSU one, hillarious.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:38 pm to PJinAtl
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Q: What does AUBURN stand for?
A: Alabama usually beats us red necks
Never heard that one, funny as hell
my favorite one that is used pretty much universally down south for any team, but I use it for Bama:
How do you Castrate an Alabama fan?
Kick his sister in the chin
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:39 pm to bigpapamac
Why are there no prostitutes in Tennessee?
Because they're all Volunteers.
Lame, I know. But hearing an old woman tell that at a football game a few years back, makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
Because they're all Volunteers.
Lame, I know. But hearing an old woman tell that at a football game a few years back, makes me laugh everytime I hear it.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:39 pm to bigpapamac
What do Gumps and maggots have in common?
They both feed off dead bears.
They both feed off dead bears.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:48 pm to dkreller
Q. What is the difference between an Auburn Fan and a puppy?
A. Puppys eventually stop whining
A. Puppys eventually stop whining
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:51 pm to m2pro
how many arkansas fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
none, they don't have electricity in arkansas
none, they don't have electricity in arkansas
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:54 pm to feedthepig20
Posted on 6/1/09 at 8:57 pm to Sofa King Crimson
Posted on 6/1/09 at 9:00 pm to m2pro
Why do Mississippi State fans ring cowbells?
To round up their sororities.
To round up their sororities.
Posted on 6/1/09 at 9:01 pm to Sofa King Crimson
Posted on 6/1/09 at 9:01 pm to Sofa King Crimson
A guy walks into a store, walks up to the counter and asks for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie. The guy behind the counter says "You must have gone to Mississippi State."
The customer gets pissed off. "How stereotypical of you! If a guy walks in her and orders a Polish sausage would you just assume he is from Poland?" "Well sir," says the guy behind the counter, "that's never happened."
The customer goes on, "And if a guy came in and ordered fish and chips woud you automatically think he was from London?" Again, the guy behind the counter says, "That's just never happened, so I can't say."
"Then why," asks the customer, "do you assume I went to Mississippi State because I come in here and ask you for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie?"
"Because, sir, this is a hardware store."
The customer gets pissed off. "How stereotypical of you! If a guy walks in her and orders a Polish sausage would you just assume he is from Poland?" "Well sir," says the guy behind the counter, "that's never happened."
The customer goes on, "And if a guy came in and ordered fish and chips woud you automatically think he was from London?" Again, the guy behind the counter says, "That's just never happened, so I can't say."
"Then why," asks the customer, "do you assume I went to Mississippi State because I come in here and ask you for an RC Cola and a Moon Pie?"
"Because, sir, this is a hardware store."
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