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Reasons why Alabama is better than you

Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:41 am
Posted by LuckyLee
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:41 am
I'll start.

12 NCs
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:42 am to
can grow better mullets
Posted by gmoney55
The Eye of The Storm
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:43 am to
Can sleep with both of their sisters
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:46 am to
can dip a whole can a snuff at one time
Posted by LuckyLee
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:47 am to
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Can sleep with both of their sisters



so you can only bang one of yours? that sucks.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
24957 posts
Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:49 am to
Missing teeth cuts down on dental costs
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:50 am to
can wear their overalls in the winter and then cut them into shorts for the summer
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:51 am to
More 1980s 4 cyl Camaros than everyone else combined. AND, it's not close.
Posted by ibldprplgld
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:51 am to
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cut them into shorts for the summer


Wouldn't this fall under the category of jorts and fl?
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:54 am to
if you wash the crimson and white colors together, everything comes out pink
Posted by Champs
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:56 am to
because they were better 20 years ago and dont live in the now!!
Posted by AuburnCPA
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 10:59 am to
13 players arrested since 2004 - an SEC high
Posted by LuckyLee
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:00 am to
92 1st team all americans
Posted by itawambadog
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:01 am to
and some may wonder why you're the 2nd worst poster here
This post was edited on 4/21/09 at 11:02 am
Posted by superman
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:04 am to
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92 1st team all americans


I believe it's actually 96 now. We had 4 first team All-Americans for the 2008 season.
Posted by LuckyLee
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:05 am to
"we want this---------->:BCS NC trophy:"
Posted by AuburnCPA
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:05 am to
Home of Mount Cody and the ManTeets
Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:06 am to
well i'm afraid you aren't going to get it this year lee.
Posted by superman
Member since Mar 2008
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Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:11 am to
And for what it's worth, LSU only has 40 All-American selections, and Auburn has about 55.
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18821 posts
Posted on 4/21/09 at 11:14 am to
how many of those 96 all-americans are bogus like the NCs
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