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re: Mma at the Lyric on the 24th

Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:15 am to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:15 am to
Tell us more about yourself, John.

Where are you from? Did you attend the University? What did you study? Do you think AC has a tendency to hit on fatties, too?
Posted by John Redcorn
Arlen
Member since Nov 2012
202 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:31 am to
Grew up on the Arkansas side of the Delta. Undergrad at Ark State, law school at OM. Lived in Tupelo the last 14 yrs.

If AC wants to hit on fatties, then he's somebody you want to take to bars. Hot women often have a fattie friend you need to distract.
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
14701 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Do you think AC has a tendency to hit on fatties, too?


Wow...better chance of me becoming a season ticket holder for this team
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:35 am to
What area of practice are you involved in? Or were you involved in?

I love going out with AC. Unfortunately, I can't fit six 200+ chunks of humanity in my pimp arse Chevy Impala; I hate telling him he has to narrow it down to three. The look on his face breaks my heart every single time.
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
14701 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:38 am to
quote:

If AC wants to hit on fatties, then he's somebody you want to take to bars. Hot women often have a fattie friend you need to distract.


Don't you dare let em lie to you like that, John. He's a douchy Pike and is the one that punched Bo Wallace. He also posts sunrise pictures on Instagram every morning with the same hashtag(#DailyReminderThatTrueLoveIsOutThereDon'tEverFrownWinTheDayYOLO)
Posted by REBEL5 AC
Member since Sep 2012
14701 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:40 am to
quote:

I love going out with AC


Queue the jokes
quote:

The look on his face breaks my heart every single time

Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:44 am to
I'm here or you, AC. I want you to do well and get laid. Maybe I need to get a bigger car so we can stuff your fatties in there before you stuff them yourself?

I'm here for you, bud.

#kiamiesforlife #frickstarpackage #andPJstoo #2blessed2Bstressed #ilovemillerlite
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68491 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 10:51 am to
quote:

I hate telling him he has to narrow it down to three.

Wow. Way to be a cock block, dick.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:01 am to
Am I to make two trips to load the second installment of his pack of fatties into my mid-sized car?
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:01 am to
Buy a truck.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:04 am to
Pivey has a tacoma they can use.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:05 am to
To safely transport six plumpers, I'll need a box truck. Those are especially challenging to drive in New Orleans since the streets are narrow and I have on-street parking.

I think you're underestimating just how fat these women are. We're not talking about your standard "chunky girl" here, you know? It an injustice to call AC a "chubby chaser" when in all reality he's a "muffin top masturbator," "phatty phucker," and "cellulite sucker."
This post was edited on 1/9/15 at 11:07 am
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:05 am to
Where would Pivey keep his 8 Yeti knockoffs?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68491 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:08 am to
Hey bro, if your suspension can take it and they're willing, it's your responsibility as a wing man to provide him with what he needs.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:12 am to
I take my wing man duties seriously. As a matter of fact, one of his cellulite-stricken concubines needed ketchup for her cheese fries recently and AC was out.

Ya boy woke up at 2:00 AM, went to a 24-hour Walgreen's, bought ketchup, and delivered it to his house so his plumper could have her appetite satisfied.
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:14 am to
quote:

Glad to see you and RG once again at odds.


No shite. I'll never make the mistake of agreeing with him again. If I do, I'm just going to keep it to myself.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68491 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:15 am to
You are off the hook then. Good man.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:17 am to
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Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:19 am to
frick you
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
26507 posts
Posted on 1/9/15 at 11:20 am to
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