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re: you're having a baby son tomorrow

Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:44 pm to
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
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Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:44 pm to
Pawwwl.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 5/18/15 at 10:54 pm to
My Grandson was born six days ago. His name is Zephyre Illian.

What the frick is wrong with "Steve", was my ill advised reply.

Postpartum women have no sense of humor.

Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:00 pm to
Han Solo
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:08 pm to
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Tomorrow


John Doe. I think that's what they use in paternity tests.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:26 pm to
I like the names Remi and Amari. Being black you have to kinda find the balance between a name you like and not having your child blacklisted by every cooperate job when he's 22 because his name is too ghetto. If i Had to pick a just regular arse name it would be joesph


lol like today I had to call AT&T for tech support for my Internet and a woman named Lakeisha answered the phone and I was thinking too myself I seriously doubt Lakeisha knows the difference between 802.11 B and 802.11 G

sadly enough i was right
This post was edited on 5/18/15 at 11:29 pm
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:32 pm to
I think parents try to get too creative with names. Something "unique". Most don't realize the troubles they will cause little Zephyre later in life.

Joseph is a good, solid name.
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 5/18/15 at 11:57 pm to
I'll give my parents that. all 3 of us have regular arse names lol (Brandon, Braylon, Caleb)
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
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Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:05 am to
Smh, T&P. Couldn't they at least left the "e" off the end?
Posted by Mizzeaux
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Member since Jun 2012
13894 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:09 am to
quote:

I'll give my parents that. all 3 of us have regular arse names lol (Brandon, Braylon, Caleb)



MFW Braylon is referred to as a regular arse name.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55446 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:14 am to
He would be the IV. Easy choice.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16965 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 12:19 am to
I had a son last week... My wife and I call him Tom.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69906 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 4:58 am to
I just had a brown baby boy, named him Stonehog.


Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 5:53 am to
Almost All of these names are gender specific. How do you know what gender your baby will identify with. You little bitches have no consideration or compassion for your fellow man/woman/otherkin
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 6:40 am to
Choose a family name. Can't go wrong with that.
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
4769 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 7:53 am to
Just named my son Henry, he will go by Hank. He was named after my grandfather.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 7:57 am to
Osama Obama
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
27244 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 8:05 am to
Josie Wales






or Donald-but call him Don.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 8:49 am to
quote:

My Grandson was born six days ago. His name is Zephyre Illian.

What the frick is wrong with "Steve", was my ill advised reply.

Postpartum women have no sense of humor.


Your reply was not ill advised, it was merely a few months too late.

I don't know why so many parents insist on eliminating their children from a shaitload of job opportunities before the kid ever gets a chance to walk into the interview room.
Posted by reggierayreb
Germantown
Member since Nov 2012
16965 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 8:54 am to
The same reason people eliminate themselves from job consideration by getting face and neck tats... They're foolish.
Posted by JustGetItRight
Member since Jan 2012
15712 posts
Posted on 5/19/15 at 8:59 am to
quote:

The same reason people eliminate themselves from job consideration by getting face and neck tats... They're foolish.


Agreed, but the crazy name is even worse.

At least the neck tat/body modification crowd makes it to the interview if they've got good qualifications. The crazy names are eliminated after line 1 of the job application.
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