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re: Your first thought when someone tells you they're a Atheist
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:27 pm to sorantable
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:27 pm to sorantable
that they will burn in hell with all members of the Democratic party and gays
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:27 pm to Nado Jenkins83
A god would definitely be more likely to give you what you want if you aren't whining like a pussy to him all of the time. Go slit a goat's neck and you may get somewhere.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:27 pm to Nado Jenkins83
So you watched Zietgeist? Do you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:27 pm to cas4t
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that they will burn in hell with all members of the Democratic party and gays
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Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:28 pm to cas4t
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that they will burn in hell with all members of the Democratic party and gays
But I only meet one of those three criteria.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:29 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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A god would definitely be more likely to give you what you want if you aren't whining like a pussy to him all of the time. Go slit a goat's neck and you may get somewhere
I take what I want.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:30 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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A god would definitely be more likely to give you what you want if you aren't whining like a pussy to him all of the time. Go slit a goat's neck and you may get somewhere.
Now we're talking. Mark the doors with the Blood of the lamb or face the wrath of the Jewpacabra.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:31 pm to Vols&Shaft83
never heard of it.
How can one justify that their religion is correct and anothers is not. Whats really the difference from Christianity and that book of Mormons. Both were just made up.
All I know is while dummies are in church, Im fishing or enjoying the outdoors.
How can one justify that their religion is correct and anothers is not. Whats really the difference from Christianity and that book of Mormons. Both were just made up.
All I know is while dummies are in church, Im fishing or enjoying the outdoors.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:31 pm to Nado Jenkins83
If you saw one of those things on your facebook feed saying, "I am going to the hospital...my mom is really sick."
Person A: I will be praying for her!
Person B: That sucks...I will sacrifice a goat to God for her.
Person B is a much better friend. They are sacrificing something they own for you.
Person A: I will be praying for her!
Person B: That sucks...I will sacrifice a goat to God for her.
Person B is a much better friend. They are sacrificing something they own for you.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:32 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
I only sacrifice other peoples goats.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:34 pm to TreyAnastasio
Well then that's not really a sacrifice.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:35 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
My god just wants blood, he doesnt care where it comes from
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:36 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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Well then that's not really a sacrifice.
Yeah, that's being a dick.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:36 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
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If you saw one of those things on your facebook feed saying, "I am going to the hospital...my mom is really sick." Person A: I will be praying for her! Person B: That sucks...I will sacrifice a goat to God for her. Person B is a much better friend. They are sacrificing something they own for you
I don't facebook but that is good stuff.
Why were goats picked on for sacrifices?
Why not some other farm animal?
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:37 pm to Nado Jenkins83
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Why were goats picked on for sacrifices?
Theyre tasty
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:37 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Yeah, that's being a dick.
Hi, Im Trey. Nice to meet you.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:38 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Speaking of Facebook, those posts that say something like "Hit Share if you love Jesus, keep scrolling if you like the devil" are annoying.
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:39 pm to CatFan81
you're a lesbo??!!11
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:39 pm to UMTigerRebel
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Speaking of Facebook, those posts that say something like "Hit Share if you love Jesus, keep scrolling if you like the devil" are annoying.
Those must get filtered out in the godless north edition of facebook
Posted on 3/26/14 at 3:40 pm to TreyAnastasio
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Hi, Im Trey. Nice to meet you.
Do you sail to your altar with your stolen goats? 
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