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re: Your first act as POTUS

Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:10 pm to
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:10 pm to
I'd declare National Get It Out Of You System..And GET OVER IT! Day


At noon on that day, everyone steps outside and yells:

"Neeger, asian, Kike, Spic, Honkie, etc...."


Then, we all look around, see that no one actually got "injured" by these stupid syllables...and we can move on with those words holding less sting


Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:12 pm to
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You sound like a man who has never lost a job


I have, I've lost everything I owned before. But I didn't get govt assistance.

If people want welfare they should show up at a designated place every day to perform tasks that the govt would normally pay to have done.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:16 pm to
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If people want welfare they should show up at a designated place every day to perform tasks that the govt would normally pay to have done.





Wouldn't THAT put those folks out of work?

How does that work?


Gov: Mr. BHP...we are going to pay you to do the job MrLarson was being paid to do.


MrLarson: Say...wait a minute. What about ME?

Gov: MrLarson...show up tomorrow and we will pay you to do the jub we used to pay Mr. BHP to do that we used to pay YOU to do!
Posted by TideJoe
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:17 pm to
Create a national standard for drivers license tests. Way too many people have no business operating a vehicle.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:20 pm to
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Wouldn't THAT put those folks out of work?


No, you stop issuing contracts for grass cutting, picking up trash on the side of the roads. Pay them min wage until they can find gainful employment.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:22 pm to
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No, you stop issuing contracts for grass cutting, picking up trash on the side of the roads.


jobs


quote:

Pay them min wage until they can find gainful employment.




Isn't that "welfare" in a nut sack?


Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:27 pm to
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Isn't that "welfare" in a nut sack?


How do you see it as "welfare"? the govt(the people) are getting something in return. Instead of people sitting on their butts waiting on the mail to run.
Posted by 5thTiger
Member since Nov 2014
7996 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:27 pm to
Voting rights for American citizens who are from US territories. If they can fight for the US military, they should be able to vote for the President and have voting representation in congress.

Would also reaffirm the founding fathers position that the US is not biased to a single religion. Separation of Church and State if you will.
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 1:30 pm
Posted by 5thTiger
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:30 pm to
Like the idea, but that costs money. Money comes from taxes, which I doubt people would be in favor of.
Posted by Duke
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Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:34 pm to
My 3rd act would be to change MLK Day to BHP Day.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:35 pm to
I change my answer: income tax gone.
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:36 pm to
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I change my answer: income tax gone.


One could argue effectively that it's an invasion of privacy.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:36 pm to
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How do you see it as "welfare"? the govt(the people) are getting something in return. Instead of people sitting on their butts waiting on the mail to run.


We are going far afield. But....:


Say there are 10 people with jobs cutting grass, etc that (as you stated) the Gov is PAYING for now.

Your plan is to take 10 people on welfare and pay THEM to cut the grass, etc.

I asked "what about the original 10 that were employed cutting grass?"

You replied, "pay them min wage until they find gainful employment"



Soooo....we had Original 10 working and 10 Welfare. We swapped their designation. But, STILL have 10 working (original Welfare) and 10 "welfare" (original workers)
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:37 pm to
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My 3rd act would be to change MLK Day to BHP Day.





This mean you are gonna assassinate ME?
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:38 pm to
It would be a net gain to the govt. They are already paying those contracts + welfare. Now the contracts are not paid and the work is still done by those wanting welfare. Plus you would see the number of welfare recipients drop dramatically when they realize they have to push a lawn mower 8 hours a day.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:39 pm to
1. Declare a national emergency.
2. Dismiss the current Congress.
3. Get to work.
This post was edited on 3/18/15 at 1:51 pm
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:41 pm to
EO telling everyone to "Suck it."

Literally.
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
15919 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:43 pm to
make "whitehouse.gov" a redirect to PornHub.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:43 pm to
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Soooo....we had Original 10 working



Not renewing a govt contract is not the same as firing 10 people to replace them with welfare workers.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/18/15 at 1:44 pm to
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Not renewing a govt contract is not the same as firing 10 people to replace them with welfare workers.






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