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re: You wake up tomorrow and can choose to be any race except the one you are now...

Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Col reb 2011
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Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:13 pm to
Islander cause I think Asians are hot
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:14 pm to
I'm white northern European. I think it might be fun to be mediterranean white European.
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:25 pm to
Black American
Posted by Teddy Ruxpin
Member since Oct 2006
39578 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:35 pm to
Julio or Enrique Iglesias
Posted by DevilDogTiger
RTWFY!
Member since Nov 2007
6364 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 9:44 pm to
Right now I'm mostly Northern European. I can just change to Southern European/Slav and I'm good?
Form cereal and beer to olives and wine? I'd be ok with that
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 10:42 pm to
Amusing thread. There seem to be more "races" every day.
Posted by bayou2003
Mah-zur-ree (417)
Member since Oct 2003
17646 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 10:55 pm to
Puerto rican/latino. Their women look good. Well at least the ricans and columbians.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 8/14/14 at 11:31 pm to
So is there a reason why you're omitting Romulans and Vulcans as choice, or are you just an ignorant bigot?
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:03 am to
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No Latino? List is bull shite.



Probably because "Latino" does not denote any particular race. Most of them are a mix of...

quote:

White


and

quote:

Indigenous Peoples


Plus you've got some black folks thrown in there.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13834 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:54 am to
You don't think Latino is a race?

You've never pushed 3 carts of pressure treated lumber out of a Phoenix, Arizona Home Depot.


What ensues is a race to your pickup. You are not a contestant.
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8108 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 12:55 am to
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 1:40 am to
white aryan
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 4:28 am to
Alien, because according to the history channel they seem to be the wave of the past and the future

Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Persian oil sheik.


Persia = Iran.

They dont have Sheiks in Iran.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:33 am to
id go Jap. good bye other cultures food, hello shrimp fried rice
Posted by DCRebel
An office somewhere
Member since Aug 2009
17644 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:45 am to
Northern European/Slav mix here (wanna fight about it?), with my choices:

1.) Canadian. - Everybody likes Canadians, except for Americans. Good skiing, good weed, nice cities. Also, the joke of including them as a "race" wasn't lost on me. Extra points for the laughs.

2.) Southern European with a bend towards Spanish - Because I'd be good at soccer and eat good food all the time.

3.) Jewish - I'd be more likely to win a Nobel Prize.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:55 am to
Native American

Get all the benefits of minorities and few of the racist disadvantages. They just look tan with great teeth.

Would not live on reservation obvi those things are gross.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 8:57 am to
Wait, Spanish was an option?

I'd be look like Rafa Nada and slay so much pussy
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 9:17 am to
I like my present state of whiteness. No trades necessary.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/15/14 at 9:18 am to
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Native American

Get all the benefits of minorities and few of the racist disadvantages. They just look tan with great teeth


Dude. think this one through. Native Americans often have genetic issues that make them intolerant of alcohol and predesposed to alcoholism.

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