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You have a space shuttle capable of sending 6 posters to Mars. Who/why?

Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:25 pm
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:25 pm
They'll be expected to colonize Mars or die trying. Their only supplies are cargo shorts, socks, flip flops, and tank tops.

For clarity: they all gonna die on Mars.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 4:13 pm
Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:36 pm to
Monteg and 5 of his alters. It would be a slight of hand if he encountered alien life forms, they would be so perplexed they wouldn't even notice that we located their home planet and launched our nukes.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:37 pm to
Wait, who I want to risk death, or who is coming with me?
Posted by Legendary0903
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:38 pm to
Myself and 5 of the hawtest females on tRant. There has to be at least 1 or 2 good looking ladies on here.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:38 pm to
Alien secks? I'm down.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:40 pm to
No. Bad cat.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:41 pm to
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:52 pm to
Kwanzaa bot?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:54 pm to
False. Black bear.
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:55 pm to
Either you left your laptop open or you're day drinking again.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Myself and 5 of the hawtest females on tRant. There has to be at least 1 or 2 good looking ladies on here.


I tend to agree if it is about colonization as you will need to breed the next generation. Looks helps the breeding process but you need women with smart genes to get better numbers for throwing off smart kids. A;so you need solid women who survive in a world with no hair or nail salons.

quote:

You have a space shuttle capable of sending 6 posters to Mars. Who/why?


You really need 7 to make it a sitcom
Gilligan
Skipper
Ginger
Mary Ann
Mr Howell
Mrs Howell
Professor

As for 6 Ranters
#1 Kige - as he can make some awesome You Tube videos of it all
#2 The guy that brings Chicken tea {Dhillip? (sp)} - gets folks back from banland as he seems to be the tech guy needed to start the SECRant flag on Mars
#3 Scrooster - Guy seems to have a commercial survival business
#4 LSU fan drawn lottery style but hopefully with solid cooking skills to make some good Martian Gumbo
#5 SEC random to rep the East
#6 SEC rasdom to rep the West
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:03 pm to
Vols & Shaft
Catfan
Killz
StoneHog
Monteg and alter personalities
Chicken
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:07 pm to
I do not wish to be the only female on the planet. I don't want to have to Army on those fricks.
This post was edited on 5/6/15 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

I do not wish to be the only female on the planet.


All the folks on the Rant are just Randy alters so who really knows. Randy may actually be gender neutral.
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:17 pm to
All the admins
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:34 pm to
Wtf
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:35 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:38 pm to
Fricking Monteg
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30162 posts
Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:39 pm to
I thought you were sent to Mars?
Posted by TheJones
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 5/6/15 at 4:50 pm to
quote:

Nop I made a new site got sick of Ohio state a big ten idots starting threads. They were bashing the sec so I made a site. We're you can post porn and shite no rules


The terms and conditions of your free forum host pretty clearly states that porn is prohibited. Just thought you should be aware of that when your board goes offline eventually
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