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You Can Sell Your Poop For $13k Per Year And Help Science

Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:50 am
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:50 am


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Everybody poops. That’s not just the name of a popular potty training book, but it’s an essential fact of life. However, most people merely flush it away without a second thought. In the spirit of one man’s trash being another man’s treasure, the non-profit company OpenBiome is actually paying for stool samples in order to create lifesaving fecal transplant treatments for those infected with Clostridium difficile, a bacteria which is highly resistant to antibiotics.

Infections of C. difficile result in severe diarrhea, hospitalizing 250,000 Americans each year and causing about 14,000 deaths. It can actually come about after using antibiotics for too long, which ties into what makes it exceptionally difficult to treat. The patient’s gut microbiota is nearly wiped out, and conventional probiotics are not sufficient to replace them.

The best treatment for C. difficile infections is a fecal transplant, and yes, it has traditionally been as horrible as it sounds. Doctors have relied on highly invasive nasogastric tubes (NG tubes) or colonoscopies to put donor fecal matter into the gut of their infected patients. As difficult as the process may be, it is highly successful. A new method uses capsules of frozen fecal matter, which thaw out in the body and release the contents in the small intestines. The success rates of the capsules is comparable to traditional treatments, around 90 percent.

These frozen fecal capsules are OpenBiome’s wheelhouse, as they collect and screen stool samples, and turn them into the ready-to-administer treatments for hospitals. Of course, the feces needs to be sourced from somewhere. OpenBiome pays donors who are committed to providing multiple samples per week.

Though everybody may do it, not everyone is an ideal candidate to get paid to do it. First and foremost, OpenBiome needs donors to be near their lab in Medford, Massachusetts to join the registry to donate. Candidates who meet the requirements for age, BMI, and health pre-screening questions are then invited to get blood and stool testing. Donations are then made at least four times per week for 60 days, when each donor is re-evaluated. Once the next round of blood and stool tests come back clear, the previous samples are then converted into capsules and sent to patients across the country.

The going rate is $40 per donation, with a $50 kicker for those who come five days a week. This translates into $250 per week, or $13,000 per year. OpenBiome tries to make the experience as fun as they can by offering prizes to donors who make the most donations, provide the biggest sample, etc. However, there’s no word on if OpenBiome offers a fun sticker to show off your donation to friends and family, such as the “Be nice to me, I gave blood today” badge handed out by the Red Cross.



The kicker is this though

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Though everybody may do it, not everyone is an ideal candidate to get paid to do it. First and foremost, OpenBiome needs donors to be near their lab in Medford, Massachusetts



Posted by Bootycall
Member since May 2009
1318 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:54 am to
I'm taking a shite while reading this.
This post was edited on 11/6/15 at 10:55 am
Posted by MontanaMax
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2011
1930 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:57 am to
So, I've literally been flushing money down the toilet.





Zing!
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:57 am to
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I'm taking a shite while reading this.


Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:10 pm to
Sorry. I dont give a shite.
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

OpenBiome needs donors to be near their lab in Medford, Massachusetts



shite!
Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28586 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:47 pm to
I'm about to puke.
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:29 pm to



Future Richest Man In The World!
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 2:43 pm to
I'll never be able to work for them, I only shite once or twice a week.

It's a massive shite though, I wonder if they account for that.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 6:03 pm to
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I'll never be able to work for them, I only shite once or twice a week.

It's a massive shite though, I wonder if they account for that.


Have you ever weighed your output? Just weigh yourself before a dump and then afterwards. 454 grams = 1 pound. You may be a candidate for Guiness World Records.
Posted by TheDude321
Member since Sep 2005
3156 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 7:23 pm to
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I'm taking a shite while reading this.


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Bootycall


Username checks out.
Posted by LittleJerrySeinfield
350,000 Post Karma
Member since Aug 2013
7684 posts
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:22 pm to
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I'll never be able to work for them, I only shite once or twice a week.

It's a massive shite though, I wonder if they account for that.


Yep, me too. Feel about 5 pounds lighter afterwards.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 11/7/15 at 5:08 am to
LINK to donate

I've actually seen this done during rounds in residency
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 11/7/15 at 7:12 am to
They are collecting stool to make the next Master Race

Can't be old or fat, probably racist too

They are just collecting poop till they build one of these

LINK

I did not think they could stack sh*t that high
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