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hehatedrew
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Worst type of dumps

What y'all got? I say it's the kind that is like play dough that is damn near impossible to wipe. Monday has me thinking about things like this while waiting to get off ...


The Spleen
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re: Worst type of dumps
Yep, clay streakers are the worst.


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Robert Goulet
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re: Worst type of dumps
This is crazy. I just took a terrible shite on my lunch break and was thinking how I hate taking shits in the middle of the day. I like to drop a growler in the morning or after work...no exceptions. Itchy a-hole is a real problem, y'all.

To me, the worst dumps are those knuckly SOBs that you get after a day or two between dumps. Thank God that almost never happens.



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ugasickem
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re: Worst type of dumps
The ones that are too big for your hole, and hurt like hell.


The Spleen
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re: Worst type of dumps
Yeah those ones you gotta re-shape with your rectum are pretty bad as well.


hehatedrew
Ole Miss Fan
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re: Worst type of dumps
On another note, my favorites are the ones that start out solid, but end much less solid. Very easy cleaning...


3nOut
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re: Worst type of dumps
day after spicy foods. just can't do it like i did in my teens and 20's.

the ones where it's just like little shredlets tearing me as they go and i walk funny afterwards.


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Agforlife
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Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
14081 posts

re: Worst type of dumps
Sudden onset explosive diarrhea.


The Spleen
Alabama Fan
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re: Worst type of dumps
I've been taking a probiotic every morning and my dumps have been pretty spectacular lately.

Jamie Lee Curtis was right.


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hehatedrew
Ole Miss Fan
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re: Worst type of dumps
Diarrhea isn't that bad as long as its just once or twice. Once your a-hole gets burnt from it though, diarrhea dumps are like shitting glass and you damn near cry at the thought of having to go shite again...


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fillmoregandt
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re: Worst type of dumps
What a shitty thread


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InfantryDawg
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re: Worst type of dumps
The ones that about rip your brown eye . It gets real when you have it half way out and then you know you are committed and there is no going back.


fillmoregandt
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re: Worst type of dumps
quote:

The ones that about rip your brown eye . It gets real when you have it half way out and then you know you are committed and there is no going back.


I had one of these last summer. Worst dump I ever had to endure. I'll never forget it. I wouldn't wish it on anyone


hehatedrew
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re: Worst type of dumps
I just wished another one on you...


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InfantryDawg
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re: Worst type of dumps
Turds are tapered so your honeyhole does not slam shut. Read that on a Snapple lid.


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Kentucker
Kentucky Fan
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Member since Apr 2013
5917 posts

re: Worst type of dumps
The snake. If you've ever been on a vegetable binge, you know what I mean. It feels like it will never quit coming out and then when you look you see it coiled up in the commode, actually breaking the water line.


InfantryDawg
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re: Worst type of dumps
What really freaks you out is when you know you pooped but there is nothing in the toilet. You can not explain that.


Bama Bird
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re: Worst type of dumps
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What really freaks you out is when you know you pooped but there is nothing in the toilet. You can not explain that.



I'm glad I'm not the only one this has happened to.

The worst imo is the one that you can't get out but you know is still in you and it burns slightly. That's the worst.


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diddydirtyAubie
Arizona State Fan
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
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re: Worst type of dumps
the ones that take half a roll to finish wiping.


hehatedrew
Ole Miss Fan
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re: Worst type of dumps
Agree


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