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re: Wife just told me to not call or text her again

Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:29 pm to
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:29 pm to
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I don't want those maternity pants that go up over your tits


Usually they get full and plump not hang down to your waist...

Posted by boddagetta
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:29 pm to
You sound like a real classy broad.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:30 pm to
Trust me. Its not an altet. Ask hbt
Posted by BrerTiger
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:30 pm to
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I still wear my regular pants/clothes. I don't want those maternity pants that go up over your tits! I'm rocking this bump


No pics?

At least an ultrasound?
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:30 pm to
She's rocking that bump!
Posted by piosmeanwife
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:30 pm to
Its not a typo...69 days left until my due date. April 26th. Figure it up macho
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:30 pm to
I'm not buying a word of this shite
Posted by oR33Do
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:31 pm to
I think yoga pants for men could really take off
Posted by BrerTiger
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:32 pm to
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Its not a typo...69 days left until my due date. April 26th. Figure it up macho


We just want some evidence.

Also, why is he so certain the baby isn't his?

In all seriousness, I hope this is all a hoax. I take child rearing quite seriously.
This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 11:34 pm
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:33 pm to
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Its not a typo...69 days left until my due date. April 26th. Figure it up macho


Well that was all I needed. It was fun while the lie lasted.

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re: Wife just told me to not call or text her again (Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:12 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE)
I'll be having her via c-section around April 15th or 17th



Consider it figured.
This post was edited on 2/16/14 at 11:34 pm
Posted by piosmeanwife
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:33 pm to
That's usually when they so hang low...when they're full and plump. Heyyyy have you been checking out my tatas?
Posted by Stacked
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:34 pm to
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Its not a typo...69 days left until my due date. April 26th. Figure it up macho


Would you shut the frick up and show your fricking tits already? This is a fricking slow burn if I ever saw one.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:35 pm to
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That's usually when they so hang low...when they're full and plump. Heyyyy have you been checking out my tatas?


No, want to make pio jealous, post the pics here and I will take a gander.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:35 pm to
Teh frick? You dont even talk to me like that.
Posted by piosmeanwife
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:35 pm to
They do the c-section 10 days early if I'm lucky. Sorry for the confusion
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:36 pm to
lulz
Posted by boddagetta
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:37 pm to
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have you been checking out my tatas?


I'd like to see them. Nothing like a nice set of milk filled mammaries.


Send pics to boddagetta12@gmail.com


TIA
Posted by BrerTiger
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:38 pm to
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Heyyyy have you been checking out my tatas?


Let's see how you compare.

Posted by Stacked
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:38 pm to
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They do the c-section 10 days early if I'm lucky. Sorry for the confusion


Do you make Pio wait through 13 pages to see your tits also? No wonder he's in a fairly good mood right now having just become single.
Posted by piosmeanwife
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 2/16/14 at 11:39 pm to
You check my tatas on a regular basis
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