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re: Why Do Folks Get Drunk

Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:53 pm to
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Who says I seek them out? They flock to me.


While they're drunk? Remember, you believe drunkenness makes it "easier for you to get laid". Drunk women flock to you? I guess I could believe that.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:55 pm to
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While they're drunk? Remember, you believe drunkenness makes it "easier for you to get laid". Drunk women flock to you? I guess I could believe that.


Of course they do. Drunk women WANT to have sex because all women WANT to have sex. Alcohol gives them a way to have sex without social barriers blocking their snatch.
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:57 pm to
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Of course they do. Drunk women WANT to have sex because all women WANT to have sex. Alcohol gives them a way to have sex without social barriers blocking their snatch.


Yes, I can see why you're a big fan of drunk women that makes it "easier for you to get laid".
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 5:59 pm to
Men want sex when they're drunk too.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46406 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 6:01 pm to
So you're into photography



Explains everything
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 6:07 pm to
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Yes, I can see why you're a big fan of drunk women that makes it "easier for you to get laid".


Because I let them take advantage of me? Or this different person I magically transubstantiated in to after my 5th beer?
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

So you're into photography



Explains everything


????
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 6:57 pm to
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Men want sex when they're drunk too.



This is too obvious to make sense to the resident OTB troll, apparently.
This post was edited on 8/20/13 at 6:57 pm
Posted by Warfarer
Dothan, AL
Member since May 2010
12125 posts
Posted on 8/20/13 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 10:30 pm to
Hello



Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70903 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 10:32 pm to
I kinda like you and this thread

but hell, I'm drunk, what do I know?
Posted by beejon
University Of Louisiana Warhawks
Member since Nov 2008
7959 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 10:41 pm to
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I kinda like you and this thread

but hell, I'm drunk, what do I know?


I'm a likable guy!
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 8/21/13 at 11:06 pm to
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I'm a likable guy!


gives a cookie to beejon
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