Why did Egyptians hold felines in such high regard?

Like their lack of understanding of the brain, they simply didn't understand just how bad cats suck arse.


An alternate theory- they didn't have antifreeze to get rid of their cat problem so they assumed cats were gods

Whereas early Man went out and domesticated wolves to create dogs as we know them today, cats chose to join humans and domesticated themselves.

Their intelligence and grace endeared them to early humans and this made them desirable pets.

Because Egyptians are a bunch of pussies that use slaves of other races to do their over overextravagant and convoluted dirty work.


Which is pretty much why one man almost singlehandedly brought down that entire empire.

Hey bro, I'm in Lexington, SC. Let's drink some whiskey and smoke pinners. Maybe bring that girl that you and your bois ran the train on?

Don't you ever Ancient Aliens? Aliens is the answer.

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to read between the lines to understand this

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Who among us of the male persuasion do not worship pussy?

Some like a nice fat one
Some like a skinny one
Some like a shorthair
Some like a longhair
Some like an asian one
Some like a french one
Some like a black one
Some like a white one


If you read between the lines a well licked pussy purrs and purrs and purrs...

Sphynx wasn't made by Egyptians.

They still hold them in high regard. Muslims friggin love cats.