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re: Why are black dudes so bad at Robbery?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 1:14 am to finestfirst79
Posted on 12/11/14 at 1:14 am to finestfirst79
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Sorta serious question: Who IS good at robbery?
There are some very skilled burglars out there.
If you're smart about it, robbing John Doe's suburban three bedroom home and getting away with it isn't particularly difficult. There are all kinds of documentaries and articles describing how simple it is.
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Posted on 12/11/14 at 1:22 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Because most white people watch CSI and know they can get you with any goddamn thing ever.
Spit your gum out? You're toast, son.
That's legitimately the only reason I haven't went Jack The Ripper up in this bitch.
Spit your gum out? You're toast, son.
That's legitimately the only reason I haven't went Jack The Ripper up in this bitch.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:45 am to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Robbers back in the day had it so goddamn easy 
As BHP stated, it's hard to put a good robbin' fantasy team together nowadays
As BHP stated, it's hard to put a good robbin' fantasy team together nowadays
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:50 am to TbirdSpur2010
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BlackHelicopterPilot
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TbirdSpur2010
Well, why are you guys so bad at robbery? Have you asked yourselves what you could do to improve your skills at thievery and general thuggery? Never be satisfied with mediocrity fellas!
Posted on 12/11/14 at 9:55 am to Yat27
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Well, why are you guys so bad at robbery? Have you asked yourselves what you could do to improve your skills at thievery and general thuggery?
I admit I could probably spend more time in the film room than I do, but I get distracted by the Wall Street Journal sitting on the snack table
Posted on 12/11/14 at 11:30 am to CtotheVrzrbck
The only group that is good at being criminals are Italians. Mafia ftw
Posted on 12/11/14 at 2:20 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
As a resident of NWA, I can see where you're coming from. We are more accustomed to white trash or Pacific Islander crime than crime from black people.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 3:34 pm to Numberwang
Exactly. We buy our shitty we'd from black dudes. Our good stuff from hippies. And stay far away from bikers and meths.
Posted on 12/11/14 at 7:05 pm to Roger Klarvin
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There are all kinds of documentaries and articles describing how simple it is.
What do you google? "How to rob a house"?
Posted on 12/11/14 at 7:29 pm to Numberwang
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Pacific Islander crime
Teh frick? In Arkansas?
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