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Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:01 pm to JCinBAMA
That link seems to be very useful and obviously fulfills a need.....but I personally find my answer to be more entertaining.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:12 pm to Dawggy_Style
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...but I personally find my answer to be more entertaining.
I inadvertently tried your suggestion and it worked.
You're welcome.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 9:16 pm to finestfirst79
Inadvertently? You accidentally found yourself in your front yard bemoaning the temporary demise of the rant and questioning your very existence?
Did anyone answer you, inadvertently or otherwise?
Did anyone answer you, inadvertently or otherwise?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 10:31 pm to Dawggy_Style
The answer is obviously "yes", someone answered me.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 10:42 pm to finestfirst79
Really? What was the answer? Did the speaker have an ethereal quality? Was there a concentration of light? Did you feel as though you were surrounded by love? Were you given any messages to pass on to the rest of us?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:07 pm to Dawggy_Style
I'm always surrounded by love. I'm a lovable sort of guy. The message was "Quit yer bitchin'. It's back."
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:20 pm to finestfirst79
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"Quit yer bitchin'. It's back.
Thank you for relating those words of wisdom to those of us not fortunate enough to have experienced the message firsthand. I may have that inspiring quote stitched on a pillow or something.
As a side note, do you believe that you received this message from the King of All Poultry, himself, or do you feel it came from an even higher, more heavenly, less feathery power? I guess I just never realized that God might have a noticeable accent.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:30 pm to Dawggy_Style
quote:So you are unable to do nothing. Interdasting. I too can often do nothing.
I'm unable to confirm or deny that statement at this time.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:37 pm to MIZ_COU
Fascinating. Are you capable of starting outrageous, unsubstantiated rumors? I would be happy to back them up, adding to your credibility. Or would that be too much like NOT doing nothing for your comfort?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:39 pm to Dawggy_Style
We have been playing that game with the mizzou coaching change, but that is too easy.
What did you have in mind?
What did you have in mind?
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:41 pm to MIZ_COU
The quiet, unobtrusive instigation of shenanigans solely for my amusement.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 pm to Stonehog
How in the frick did that post get so many down votes 
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:42 pm to Dawggy_Style
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As a side note, do you believe that you received this message from the King of All Poultry, himself, or do you feel it came from an even higher, more heavenly, less feathery power?
I'm pretty sure my college roommate, now a Lutheran minister and a Rant regular, is somehow responsible for the message and for having an inside line to the Big Guy. I get... messages... from him from time to time. Most of his messages are along the lines of "PBR rocks!", which I've never really understood. But today the "Quit yer bitchin'" message was loud and clear.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:44 pm to finestfirst79
Minister and Rant Regular?
I never would think those two are compatible.
I never would think those two are compatible.
Posted on 4/23/14 at 11:45 pm to FourThreeForty
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How in the frick did that post get so many down votes
downvote
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:00 am to Dawggy_Style
quote:I have been considering starting an unsubstantiated rumor about what I am capable of concealing, but that is too much like not not doing nothing
Are you capable of starting outrageous, unsubstantiated rumors?
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:14 am to finestfirst79
Have you considered the possibility that someone (perhaps even a rant-loving Lutheran minister) staged the ethereal voice from the heavens as part of an elaborate prank? It's only a thought, of course, but if it proves to be true I'm sure you'll look into the consequences of impersonating our illustrious and revered leader. One might think such a crime might be punishable by banning. I'm not saying your friend DID impersonate a higher power in order to ridicule you and your followers when you delivered unto us your heavenly message, I'm merely suggesting that you consider the possibility.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:19 am to MIZ_COU
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I have been considering starting an unsubstantiated rumor about what I am capable of concealing, but that is too much like not not doing nothing
Well, I know I said I would be willing to back up your stories in order to validate your claims, but I'd rather keep my distance from this particular discussion, in order to avoid awkwardness.
Posted on 4/24/14 at 12:22 am to Dawggy_Style
uh huh. I thought you might take this position. Clearly our business relationship is off to rocky start
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