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re: Which SEC state has the most rednecks per capita
Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:19 pm to kbrake37
Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:19 pm to kbrake37
Per Capita, it's probably a race between Arkansas, South Carolina, and Mississippi.
Now, Rednecks total?
If one in every three people is a redneck, we got more than Arky, Miss, and SC have PEOPLE combined.
Now, Rednecks total?
If one in every three people is a redneck, we got more than Arky, Miss, and SC have PEOPLE combined.
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Posted on 10/10/16 at 8:22 pm to kbrake37
Exactly what an alter would say
Posted on 10/10/16 at 9:00 pm to rockiee
What does White, light blue, and dark blue mean on the graph? I assume red means a lot.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 9:12 pm to CNB
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Yes.
Every southern state has rednecks. OP save this shite for the offseason. Or never.
Preferably never.
Amen
OP is now officially our problem child. He's been showing signs since joining.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 9:23 pm to kbrake37
Experienced neckdom in every state I've visited. And that's quite a few.
Posted on 10/10/16 at 10:42 pm to kbrake37
Have never been to South Carolina or Kentucky, so here is my truncated list...
1. Mississippi
2. Arkansas
3. Alabama
4. Tennessee
5. Misery
6. Georgia
7. Texas
8. Louisiana
9. Florida
1. Mississippi
2. Arkansas
3. Alabama
4. Tennessee
5. Misery
6. Georgia
7. Texas
8. Louisiana
9. Florida
Posted on 10/10/16 at 10:45 pm to GoBigOrange86
I think it's Texas. That whole state, even the urban areas, is rife with rednecks.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 1:26 am to genro
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Not Louisiana. That place is like the Hamptons
While I'm aware that you were being facetious, only Mississippi keeps Louisiana from being the biggest shithole in the U.S. We stopped at a gas station in Monroe on the way back from Gulf Shores. Someone had actually taken a sideways shite in the urinal.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 1:36 am to TidenUP
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Louisiana. But they call them 'cajuns' there.
This is actually not true. There are plenty of rednecks in Louisiana who are just your run of the mill rednecks. The Cajuns are something entirely different. Kind of like the difference between wolves and Lycans.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:01 am to kbrake37
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If not for the Atl and how much I love the city even though its full of yankeez keeps them from the bottom.
Thanks for butchering the English language. Your subject/predicate agreement is dismal, as is your understanding of proper verb usage.
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mississippii
What the frick is this? It's spelled M-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
And wtf do you mean by your family sadly had season tickets from 1986-2004?? That is EXACTLY something a fricking tater would say. We don't want, nor do we need, bandwagon fans who are only happy to have season tickets when things are going well.
And fwiw, you have succeeded in making gcockboi look like a damn member of MENSA.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:09 am to genro
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Not Louisiana. That place is like the Hamptons
It's called the "Louisiana Purchase", (not the Alabama purchase) which doubled the size of the United States at the time and of which there wouldn't be roughly a third of the states currently in the union, but hey who needs history right?
Posted on 10/11/16 at 3:38 am to KaiserSoze99
guess you missed the "per capita part"
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Posted on 10/11/16 at 6:47 am to KaiserSoze99
There are 13 schools that are full of renecks. The odd ball is Missouri. They are yankees that are trying to fit in but are getting their shite pushed in.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:36 am to kbrake37
Rednecks aren't bad people. All of us here know a million we call friends and family unless you're some kind of yankee transplant. I'll break it down into just white trash vs the catchall redneck term. Ranked from best to worst.
Mississippi, Georgia, Bama, Southern TN, Norhern LA - Normal Rednecks. Sure, there are some bad ones here and there, but for the most part they're just normal rural good ol' boys.
Texas - There rednecks are a different breed. Very weird people with an odd gene pool. They represent arguably the ugliest "normal" rednecks for one reason or another. For the most part, they're good people though, just touched by the ugly stick.
LA swamps- They're swamp people and weird as frick. They sound like they're from a different country. They may rank higher up the list, but I spent a good amount of time with them traveling there and find them to be decent people, just strange as frick.
Northwest TN and Arkansas - Littered with normal rednecks, but also has a strong contingent of inbred hill people which give me the honest to god creeps. I do my best to steer clear of these areas in fear of banjos and rape.
Florida- Trashiest population in the country. The jorts capital of the world, and they are another level of white trash. Outside of a few decent areas, the whole state is terrible. It's the only place where I fear of getting cut when surrounded by their rednecks. They're a hostile, window licking group of bad. The only area they don't overproduce and invade like cockroaches is Miami, and that place is an absolute shihole in its own right. It's 50% Yankee, 50% Cuban, and 100% miserable. I'd be ok if it Atlantis'd itself off in the ocean. The difference would be nobody would care to search for the lost city, and write it off as a win.
I don't have much experience with the Carolinas, so I'll let someone with more knowledge fill y'all in on those. I consider Virginia and Kentucky to be half yankee and half NW TN, so I steer clear of those too.
Mississippi, Georgia, Bama, Southern TN, Norhern LA - Normal Rednecks. Sure, there are some bad ones here and there, but for the most part they're just normal rural good ol' boys.
Texas - There rednecks are a different breed. Very weird people with an odd gene pool. They represent arguably the ugliest "normal" rednecks for one reason or another. For the most part, they're good people though, just touched by the ugly stick.
LA swamps- They're swamp people and weird as frick. They sound like they're from a different country. They may rank higher up the list, but I spent a good amount of time with them traveling there and find them to be decent people, just strange as frick.
Northwest TN and Arkansas - Littered with normal rednecks, but also has a strong contingent of inbred hill people which give me the honest to god creeps. I do my best to steer clear of these areas in fear of banjos and rape.
Florida- Trashiest population in the country. The jorts capital of the world, and they are another level of white trash. Outside of a few decent areas, the whole state is terrible. It's the only place where I fear of getting cut when surrounded by their rednecks. They're a hostile, window licking group of bad. The only area they don't overproduce and invade like cockroaches is Miami, and that place is an absolute shihole in its own right. It's 50% Yankee, 50% Cuban, and 100% miserable. I'd be ok if it Atlantis'd itself off in the ocean. The difference would be nobody would care to search for the lost city, and write it off as a win.
I don't have much experience with the Carolinas, so I'll let someone with more knowledge fill y'all in on those. I consider Virginia and Kentucky to be half yankee and half NW TN, so I steer clear of those too.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:38 am to Tantal
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I'm aware that you were being facetious, only Mississippi keeps Louisiana from being the biggest shithole in the U.S. We stopped at a gas station in Monroe on the way back from Gulf Shores. Someone had actually taken a sideways shite in the urinal.
Les' farewell tour
Posted on 10/11/16 at 7:43 am to kbrake37
This is funny because I'd never been to SC until two months ago and that was for a wedding in a barn, where the guys in the wedding party wore khakis and the girls wore cowboy boots. 
Posted on 10/11/16 at 8:02 am to WhiskeyDick
Someone from Mississippi named WhiskyDick claiming the most diverse state in the South with the most international and US transplants is the most white trash and the worst redneck state. Hmmmm.
I find that pretty humorous and ironic.
One thing about the South, we believe in God and Country, and we are more integrated than any other region of the country. There was a study done about 2010 that found Ohio the most redneck state followed by California and Texas. At the time, Ohio had more KKK members than any other state (surprisingly). If I remember correctly, they defined redneck as white political activists against traditional government.
I find that pretty humorous and ironic.
One thing about the South, we believe in God and Country, and we are more integrated than any other region of the country. There was a study done about 2010 that found Ohio the most redneck state followed by California and Texas. At the time, Ohio had more KKK members than any other state (surprisingly). If I remember correctly, they defined redneck as white political activists against traditional government.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 9:46 am to kbrake37
1. Texas. Even the gays are rednecks, especially the lesbians.
2. Tie: Alabama and Kentucky are almost as anti-federalist as Texas.
3. Mississippi. It's still 1950.
4. Arkansas. It's home to Walmart, after all.
5. Tie. Louisiana and South Carolina. No hurricane is strong enough to wash the red out.
6. Tennessee. Their tanning beds are designed to burn only their necks. It's a state reg.
7. Florida. Wife-beater shirts and jorts are the permanent fashion in north Florida.
8. Georgia. Atlanta is as aware as any northern big city. It's just got a giant red ring around it.
9. Missouri. The "Show Me" your red neck state.
2. Tie: Alabama and Kentucky are almost as anti-federalist as Texas.
3. Mississippi. It's still 1950.
4. Arkansas. It's home to Walmart, after all.
5. Tie. Louisiana and South Carolina. No hurricane is strong enough to wash the red out.
6. Tennessee. Their tanning beds are designed to burn only their necks. It's a state reg.
7. Florida. Wife-beater shirts and jorts are the permanent fashion in north Florida.
8. Georgia. Atlanta is as aware as any northern big city. It's just got a giant red ring around it.
9. Missouri. The "Show Me" your red neck state.
This post was edited on 10/11/16 at 9:53 am
Posted on 10/11/16 at 10:32 am to TheRaid
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the most diverse state in the South with the most international and US transplants is the most white trash and the worst redneck state
Truth triggered
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study done about 2010
Would love to see that study done about sometime about something
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they defined redneck as white political activists against traditional government
No one mentioned racism or politics. The only person that would define a redneck that way is some dipshit writer from California who's never set foot in the South. Rednecks are mostly defined as working class whites from rural areas of the South. Not Klan members from around the country. Anyone who has spent time in the South knows this, and would never describe them how you just did.
Posted on 10/11/16 at 10:59 am to WhiskeyDick
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study done about 2010
Would love to see that study done about sometime about something
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they defined redneck as white political activists against traditional government
No one mentioned racism or politics. The only person that would define a redneck that way is some dipshit writer from California who's never set foot in the South. Rednecks are mostly defined as working class whites from rural areas of the South. Not Klan members from around the country. Anyone who has spent time in the South knows this, and would never describe them how you just did.
I believe its indiana now, but same concept[kkk]
Ohio for sure has a decent amount of rednecks, but it also has a fairly large population. I'd Ohio has a lot more urban white trash, which I wouldnt necessarily say are rednecks.
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