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re: Which SEC School Drinks the Most?
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:11 am to VFL1800FPD
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:11 am to VFL1800FPD
Everyone #buttchuggin up in the Knox
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:12 am to VFL1800FPD
quote:Well if Rachael Anderson from Sharecare says so, then I'm sold
Knoxville is the Biggest Drinking City in America
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Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:13 am to rtr2013
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LSU: Drinks to deal with having to see Saban dominate at Bama. They also have to deal with the repeat and the decline. Their coach is also challenged and does unexplainable things.
Hate to break this to you- but we were drinking before anyone knew who Saban was- including his mom. 
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:13 am to rtr2013
Thought the Missouri ones was funny until the end.... Saying that we will never have football relevance is just ignorant. But youll be saying the same thing again when we go as far as we did last year soon 
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:18 am to rtr2013
It is A&M. We have an very serious tradition centered around dunking our ring!
When you get your ring, it is a big party. The main event is that we time how fast we can drink at pitcher of beer to get to our Aggie ring at the bottom. Family members come to see you get shitfaced, and mom holds the bag while you do the traditional puke. Everyone does it, even the girls.
Aggie ring dunking is often stock footage for those "bing drinking is a huge problem in college" videos. Girls will make custom pitchers to celebrate the occasion:
It makes the entire culture center around alcohol- our biggest tourist attraction is a bar, we do keg stands near the stadium as we wait for ticket pulls, we redunk our rings when friends dunk theirs, etc.
Aggies are borderline alcoholics. Hence the reason for our crazy traditions and experimentation with homosexuality.
Stay thirsty my friends!!!!
When you get your ring, it is a big party. The main event is that we time how fast we can drink at pitcher of beer to get to our Aggie ring at the bottom. Family members come to see you get shitfaced, and mom holds the bag while you do the traditional puke. Everyone does it, even the girls.
Aggie ring dunking is often stock footage for those "bing drinking is a huge problem in college" videos. Girls will make custom pitchers to celebrate the occasion:
It makes the entire culture center around alcohol- our biggest tourist attraction is a bar, we do keg stands near the stadium as we wait for ticket pulls, we redunk our rings when friends dunk theirs, etc.
Aggies are borderline alcoholics. Hence the reason for our crazy traditions and experimentation with homosexuality.
Stay thirsty my friends!!!!
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 9:20 am
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:20 am to cardboardboxer
quote:This disqualifies you
and mom holds the bag while you do the traditional puke.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:21 am to NaturalBeam
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This disqualifies you
Well I personally didn't puke, but the girls often do. Either they puke, or they wuss out and pour half of it on their shirt (which is great, girls in wet shirts).
When a friend of mine redunked his with me, and his actually puked in his pitcher while the dunk was happening. We made him still finish it.
This post was edited on 1/15/14 at 9:23 am
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:31 am to cardboardboxer
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When a friend of mine redunked his with me, and his actually puked in his pitcher while the dunk was happening. We made him still finish it.
Totes awesome, bro.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:34 am to Guava Jelly
Totes disgusting, IMO
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:36 am to Gradual_Stroke
I forgot to turn on my sarcasm font. Notice the downvote.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:38 am to Gradual_Stroke
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Gradual_Stroke
How is Rebecca Creek? I've seen ads when I've been to a few Texas Country shows, but I've never tried it.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:40 am to rtr2013
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LSU: Drinks to deal with having to see Saban dominate at Bama. They also have to deal with the repeat and the decline. Their coach is also challenged and does unexplainable things.
Can't compare to the amount of liquor consumed when a native of Northport, Alabama was our coach.
Though he did make pigs fly once.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 9:48 am to auburnu008
Mizzou is in AB country...
Posted on 1/15/14 at 10:11 am to Guava Jelly
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Notice the downvote.
I did, thank you!
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:27 am to rtr2013
Oh go frick yourself
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:32 am to rtr2013
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rtr2013
Alabama Fan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2014
Another WoolyAl traveler. shite.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:51 am to dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Nothing to do in Starkville but drink. Well there is the Pony.
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:56 am to rtr2013
i can't believe y'all gave this obvious alter troll 3 pages
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:57 am to Guava Jelly
Creek is decent. 1836 is better
Posted on 1/15/14 at 11:58 am to rtr2013
It's Ole Miss or LSU. It would probably be Georgia if they didn't have a bunch of nerdy creeps to throw off their ratio, they have the best setup to succeed.
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