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Posted on 3/20/15 at 9:27 pm to the808bass
I honestly cannot imagine only having been with one person.
I'm kinda envious in a way, to find that one person to be with your whole life seems like an impossible task for me.
I'm kinda envious in a way, to find that one person to be with your whole life seems like an impossible task for me.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 9:34 pm to Masterag
She graduated high school the year I was born.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 9:52 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Pimping like this ain't easy. I won't pretend it is. But life is so comfortable now, I can't imagine it any other way.
Posted on 3/20/15 at 10:05 pm to the808bass
Me 21
Her 50
My buddy 30
Her 22
Me: mom
My buddy: daughter
Her 50
My buddy 30
Her 22
Me: mom
My buddy: daughter
Posted on 3/20/15 at 10:06 pm to the808bass
DP, damnit
This post was edited on 3/20/15 at 10:07 pm
Posted on 3/20/15 at 11:15 pm to Mr. Blutarski
Wait... You and you buddy hooked up with a chick and her mom at the same time?! Wtf?
Posted on 3/20/15 at 11:16 pm to Masterag
I thought that only happened in Brazzers land.
Posted on 3/21/15 at 7:35 am to Masterag
Depends on your definition of hooking up. When I was 21 I got a BJ from a woman I'd guess was around 60. On the BJ scale it was a solid 9.5/10.
Full on coitus, I'm not sure. I went through a MILF/cougar phase in my mid 20's and hooked up with 5-10 that were older than me but only a couple did I know their age. The oldest was probably the one that told me she had a son 6 years older than me, so I'd say she was in her 50's. I was 25 at the time. That one was probably a 6.5/10.
Full on coitus, I'm not sure. I went through a MILF/cougar phase in my mid 20's and hooked up with 5-10 that were older than me but only a couple did I know their age. The oldest was probably the one that told me she had a son 6 years older than me, so I'd say she was in her 50's. I was 25 at the time. That one was probably a 6.5/10.
Posted on 3/21/15 at 8:34 am to Masterag
2 different rooms. Just happened to be mother and daughter
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:45 am to Masterag
Male with older female
35
22
35
22
Posted on 3/21/15 at 10:46 am to Masterag
Male
She was 33 when I was 19. We met in Tuscaloosa during the TSIO game a few years ago.
She was 33 when I was 19. We met in Tuscaloosa during the TSIO game a few years ago.
Posted on 3/21/15 at 11:05 am to Masterag
I was 22, she was 39 or so. I was hammered drunk and she wasn't very attractive, but I got mine.
Recently, I almost banged a GILF but after an inner monologue, realized that this chick was too old and dipped out.
Recently, I almost banged a GILF but after an inner monologue, realized that this chick was too old and dipped out.
Posted on 3/21/15 at 11:34 am to Robert Goulet
quote:I wanna know more about the decision making process here please.
but after an inner monologue
Posted on 3/21/15 at 12:03 pm to Hardy_Har
Full story answer in the 2nd paragraph-I went to Asheville last September to buy a mtn bike I saw on craigslist from this dude. Being that Asheville has an awesome beer scene, I figure I'd have a beer and burger and then hit the road. Well, this was one of those days where the beers were going down too smooth. After a few, This older lady (probably mid 50s) next to me strikes up a casual conversation. I drink another beer or two and let her know I'm about to take off and she invites me to a good bar across town and lets me know that she will drive. I agree and while finishing up our respective drinks, she lets me know that she would like to take me home and make the sex...to which I was into because I like a forward broad. I looked at her and thought, "she looks kinda old but has a decent body, a few more beers and I'll knock the dust off this".
Well, we get to the next bar and something goes off inside my head. Ol' Goulet rarely turns down poon, but watching her eat her appetizer I start wondering if she has dentures, if her house smells like mothballs, if she will give me canning tips post coitus, and generally start getting some weird vibe. I realize that I can't have sex with Bea Arthur's childhood bestie and straight up tell her that I'm not interested and have to go.
The night got weirder as I got drunker, and I finally stumbled into a hotel at about 5 am after walking around the city of Asheville for about 3 hours looking for my truck because I wanted to sleep somewhere close knowing I would feel like hammered dog shite the next day. I bet I walked 5 miles that night
Well, we get to the next bar and something goes off inside my head. Ol' Goulet rarely turns down poon, but watching her eat her appetizer I start wondering if she has dentures, if her house smells like mothballs, if she will give me canning tips post coitus, and generally start getting some weird vibe. I realize that I can't have sex with Bea Arthur's childhood bestie and straight up tell her that I'm not interested and have to go.
The night got weirder as I got drunker, and I finally stumbled into a hotel at about 5 am after walking around the city of Asheville for about 3 hours looking for my truck because I wanted to sleep somewhere close knowing I would feel like hammered dog shite the next day. I bet I walked 5 miles that night
Posted on 3/21/15 at 1:22 pm to Robert Goulet
the good thing about hooking up with a 48 year old is you don't give a damn about pulling out. We actually quasi dated.. well date is a strong word but we hooked up quite a bit in a 2 month period. I creampied her arse so much little debbie would be proud
Posted on 3/21/15 at 1:32 pm to Robert Goulet
Lawd! That's hilarious dude. For some reason, the guy in your avatar makes everything you say funnier. Not that that story wasn't hilarious to begin with.
This post was edited on 3/21/15 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 3/21/15 at 1:35 pm to Mr. Blutarski
Wow. That would still be awkward as all get out.
Posted on 3/21/15 at 2:55 pm to Masterag
Negative. Didn't know I had mom until the next morning. My buddy said on the ride back from moms house "how old do you think the girl you banged was?" Me, "I don't know." He said that I had momma. Damned if she didn't look better than her daughter.
Posted on 3/22/15 at 9:58 am to Robert Goulet
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The night got weirder as I got drunker, and I finally stumbled into a hotel at about 5 am after walking around the city of Asheville for about 3 hours looking for my truck because I wanted to sleep somewhere close knowing I would feel like hammered dog shite the next day. I bet I walked 5 miles that night
No plans are always the best plan
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