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re: What would you do in this situation?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 8:44 am to Wishnitwas1998
Posted on 4/6/15 at 8:44 am to Wishnitwas1998
Just make a comment at breakfast following a night such as the one you described. Something along the lines of; "I was glad when you guys finally decided on where you wanted the furniture in your bedroom last night."
They will get the hint.
They will get the hint.
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Posted on 4/6/15 at 8:51 am to Rounder1
Not to hijack this but do y'all try to be real quiet in hotel rooms when having sex? Seems like every piece of hotel furniture squeaks or creaks loudly these days 
And I'm always wedging a washcloth between the headboard and the wall to keep it from knocking against it
And I'm always wedging a washcloth between the headboard and the wall to keep it from knocking against it
Posted on 4/6/15 at 8:52 am to Old Sarge
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Not to hijack this but do y'all try to be real quiet in hotel rooms when having sex? Seems like every piece of hotel furniture squeaks or creaks loudly these days
i spend probably 10 nights a month in hotels and in my 2 years of this job i've only heard it once and i think they were doing it on purpose.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 8:54 am to Wishnitwas1998
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When my gf and i stay here we show her the respect of not having sex bc my mom claims to not really like the fact that we sleep in the same bed together due to her "morals" and now this bullshite. Not trying to overreact but to me this is bullshite
Mom's house, mom's rules.
You and your girl could just always get a hotel room and frick away.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 9:00 am to Wishnitwas1998
First, how the hell did we get this deep into this topic without one single request for "Pics or GTFO"?
Got Dammit, the OT is slipping. Now Wishnit, we do need pics for a proper evaluation. Sheesh.
Second...you dawg, I bet you fapped.
Got Dammit, the OT is slipping. Now Wishnit, we do need pics for a proper evaluation. Sheesh.
Second...you dawg, I bet you fapped.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 9:00 am to 870Hog
what a dumbass post.
you'd be fine with hearing your mother getting railed?
sex is normal, but hearing your mother getting plowed is not.
you'd be fine with hearing your mother getting railed?
sex is normal, but hearing your mother getting plowed is not.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 9:42 am to 3nOut
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i think they were doing it on purpose.
Sorry for partying
Posted on 4/6/15 at 9:51 am to 3nOut
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spend probably 10 nights a month in hotels and in my 2 years of this job i've only heard it once and i think they were doing it on purpose.
All that goes out the window on the weekends..
Posted on 4/6/15 at 9:56 am to Hardy_Har
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All that goes out the window on the weekends..
if i'm in a hotel on a weekend i'm either making noise with my wife or pissed that the kids are in the room stopping us from making the noise.
although i have seen my fair share of afternoon affairs coming and going.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:05 am to Wishnitwas1998
I'd ask mom why she was dating a dude that didn't make her moan/scream during the sex.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 10:58 am to The Spleen
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I'd ask mom why she was dating a dude that didn't make her moan/scream during the sex.
Now this begs a question.
Would you rather hear the dude wailing away on your mom and enjoying it, OR hear her talking shite during a hard frick?
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:37 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Sorry for keeping you awake last night bro
V&S doing work
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:39 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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When my gf and i stay here we show her the respect of not having sex bc my mom claims to not really like the fact that we sleep in the same bed together due to her "morals" and now this bullshite. Not trying to overreact but to me this is bullshite
This is definitely a double standard but like you said, it's her house.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:44 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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When my gf and i stay here we show her the respect of not having sex bc my mom claims to not really like the fact that we sleep in the same bed together due to her "morals" and now this bullshite. Not trying to overreact but to me this is bullshite
1. Have Sex
2. Be quiet while engaging in coitus
3. ???
??? 4. Profit
This post was edited on 4/6/15 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 4/6/15 at 12:54 pm to Wishnitwas1998
The only appropriate response when you hear sex noises is to make your woman make louder sex noises. It sends two messages: that you can hear them, and that your sex is better.
Posted on 4/6/15 at 1:00 pm to PrivatePublic
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The only appropriate response when you hear sex noises is to make your woman make louder sex noises. It sends two messages: that you can hear them, and that your sex is better.
Now this shite right here is funny.
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