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What poster(s) would you like to give a knuckle sandwich?

Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:02 pm
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:02 pm
Personally it'd be quicker for me to narrow down which posters I wouldn't want to punch.

I wrestled and boxed in high school so I'm basically a trained MMA fighter and could probably take most of you.
Posted by NYCAuburn
TD Platinum Membership/SECr Sheriff
Member since Feb 2011
57002 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:04 pm to
quote:

knuckle sandwich


What kind of bread? one slice or two?
Posted by Silverback
Gumpin' ain't easy
Member since Aug 2011
4308 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:04 pm to
I've watched all the Karate kid movies...Come at me!
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:05 pm to
Whole wheat I hope
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:05 pm to
I'll meet you at sonics in five minutes, pussy.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:06 pm to
Uh oh - Sonics - dis gonna get ugly! Tots involved?
Posted by ABearsFanNMS
Formerly of tLandmass now in Texas
Member since Oct 2014
17446 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:07 pm to
Tots are for the lightweights. The real bad asses drink Cherry Limeades.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:09 pm to
Dude told me a foot long coney was headed your way -- but I think it was just another delusional aTm fan
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:11 pm to
I'm not scared, you're not Daniel Cobb. Loser pays for the Route 44's. Just name which of the 3500 beautiful locations.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37593 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:13 pm to
quote:

Just name which of the 3500 beautiful locations.


Pineville Sonic....and don't bitch out.....
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:13 pm to
Prison rules?
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:13 pm to
Did someone say Root 44s?
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:19 pm to
County Jail rules should do fine. Don't want to scare the pansies too bad with the real hardcore stuff.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:23 pm to
Let's do drunk tank rules. I have a really pretty face.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:32 pm to
Okay = Ive scoured the Sonic menu and I don't see Knuckle Sandwiches anywhere on it. All is not lost because I still know a lady in Auburn who will boil up a mess of pig knuckles for a small fee. I will deliver to the Sonic of your choice...for a small fee of course.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:33 pm to
I've never been in the drunk tank because I'm a man and can hold my liquor, and I'm also boss at drunk driving.

But I also am pretty so do tell. Im guessing that's similar to normal booking cell rules mixed with either bar fight or frat party rules?
Posted by Sancho Panza
La Habaña, Cuba
Member since Sep 2014
8161 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:46 pm to
Good; adds to the defense when someone double taps you plus 1...
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 4:52 pm to
Like frat party rules when we invite the ugly sorority over to make fun of them to their faces, mixed with frat vs frat when yelling at each other from behind a fence.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 7:05 pm to
Ah the old Phi Moo herd followed by some good old fashioned mud checking. I like your style.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 7/20/15 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

I wrestled and boxed in high school


Doesnt mean you were any good at it.
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