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re: What possession of yours that you lost or was taken do you want back the most?

Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:47 pm to
Posted by scrooster
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:47 pm to
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What possession of yours that you lost or was taken do you want back the most?


There was this gal in Charleston, back in the early 90s ... best piece of arse I have ever had. She was in her mid 30s, sexual peak years ... black hair, blue eyed, drop dead gorgeous. It last about two years, then my wife found out and, at the same time, she met this exec who worked for Ross Perot and he married her and she moved to Dallas.

She was a cross between Sela Ward and Sherilyn Fenn ... perfect arse, skinny little ankles, nipples like pencil erasers ... a squirter too.

Of course, you can never go back but damn, if I had a time machine ...
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8177 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:53 pm to
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My Combat Spurs my old unit gave out when we came home from Iraq...my ex-wife cleared out all my shite when we separated, and they went "missing".


Hate to hear that. Speaking of I have had my golden beauties packed away for too long. Wonder what would be the best way to put them where they could be seen.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
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Posted on 4/11/16 at 12:55 pm to
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scrooster



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my wife found out


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skinny little ankles


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nipples like pencil erasers ... a squirter too.


Posted by Category5hurricane
Member since Feb 2016
230 posts
Posted on 4/11/16 at 8:39 pm to
My penis. No I'm just kidding I still have my penis.
Posted by BamaChick
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Member since Dec 2008
21393 posts
Posted on 4/12/16 at 1:09 am to
My original engagement ring - 2 carats.

fricking down on his luck dude that was doing some sheetrock repair for us when we had our house on the market. My husband felt bad for him - the dude supposedly had cancer and was going through a rough patch so he kept giving him little jobs to do for us to help him out.

Then he offered to have his wife and her sister come over one Saturday and help us clean out our attic and playroom. They had custody of three grandkids and our kids were teenagers, but we still had some of their old clothes and toys. They said they would take the toys and clothes as payment for the cleaning. They did a great job and it helped us out by not having to fool with getting rid of all that stuff.

That was on a Saturday morning. I don't wear my jewelry when I'm just hanging around the house so I had taken off my diamond ring and it was in a dish on my bedside tabke.

Monday morning when I'm getting ready for work, I go to get my jewelry and POOF! No ring.

Called the police and reported it and when we gave them the guy's name and cell phone - phone was no longer connected and was some pay as you go crap with no records and the last name was fake.

God, I cried and cried about that and it still makes me angry as frick that those pill heads probably pawned my ring for 1/50th of it's value to buy meth or some Mad Dog 20/20. ARGH!!!
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