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Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:00 am to sms151t
" Some people call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade"
or maybe this one:
" Say hello to my little friend!"
or maybe this one:
" Say hello to my little friend!"
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Posted on 8/10/15 at 10:20 am to sms151t
Two roads diverged in a wood and I – I took the one less traveled by. –Robert Frost
Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. -Ernest Hemingway
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. –St. Augustine
Good people drink good beer. -Hunter S. Thompson
Every man's life ends the same way. It is only the details of how he lived and how he died that distinguish one man from another. -Ernest Hemingway
The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. –St. Augustine
Good people drink good beer. -Hunter S. Thompson
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Posted on 8/10/15 at 2:02 pm to sms151t
"I am forced to function in a century which I loathe."
—IJ Reilly
—IJ Reilly
Posted on 8/10/15 at 2:14 pm to TigerPanzer
Whatever you are, be a good one.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 3:28 pm to sms151t
Being male is a matter of birth,
Being a man is a matter of age,
But, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
Being a man is a matter of age,
But, being a gentleman is a matter of choice.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 4:01 pm to bengalbait
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
-(wrongly attributed to Thomas Jefferson but good nonetheless.)
-(wrongly attributed to Thomas Jefferson but good nonetheless.)
Posted on 8/10/15 at 4:39 pm to sms151t
Son, of course I'm not mad. If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing.
-Homer Simpson
-Homer Simpson
Posted on 8/10/15 at 5:21 pm to sms151t
"But thus it often is, that the constant friction of illiberal minds wears out at last the best resolves of the more generous".
From Melville's "Bartleby, the Scrivener".
From Melville's "Bartleby, the Scrivener".
Posted on 8/10/15 at 6:07 pm to sms151t
How much do can a dindu do if a dindu dindu nuffin? - someone on the OT
Posted on 8/10/15 at 6:28 pm to sms151t
Arlington National Cemetery on the Original Gate
"On fame's eternal camping ground
Their silent tents to spread,
And glory guards, with solemn round
The bivouac of the dead."
From Theodore O'Hara's poem
Bivouac Of The Dead
Arlington National Cemetery
"On fame's eternal camping ground
Their silent tents to spread,
And glory guards, with solemn round
The bivouac of the dead."
From Theodore O'Hara's poem
Bivouac Of The Dead
Arlington National Cemetery
Posted on 8/10/15 at 6:32 pm to Mulat
Catch 22
"You mean there's a catch?"
"Sure there's a catch", Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22,
which specified that:
a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.
Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. If he flew them, he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to, he was sane and had to.
Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
"You mean there's a catch?"
"Sure there's a catch", Doc Daneeka replied. "Catch-22. Anyone who wants to get out of combat duty isn't really crazy."
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22,
which specified that:
a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions.
Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane, he had to fly them. If he flew them, he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to, he was sane and had to.
Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
Posted on 8/10/15 at 7:33 pm to sms151t
You are a ghost, driving a meat covered skeleton made of stardust. What do you have to be afraid of?
-Unknown
-Unknown
Posted on 8/11/15 at 8:55 am to sms151t
Idle hands bring poverty, diligent hands bring wealth. - Proverbs 10:4
Posted on 8/11/15 at 10:54 pm to sms151t
"No matter how good looking she is, somebody, somewhere, is sick of her sh*t. "
Posted on 8/12/15 at 1:05 am to Pvt Hudson
"I'm too drunk to taste this chicken"- Colonel Sanders.
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Posted on 8/12/15 at 7:28 am to sms151t
Walk softly and carry a big stick.-T. Roosevelt
My Dad would say this sometimes and he attributed it to Lincoln.
"This is a Democracy,but I am the Democracy."
My Dad would say this sometimes and he attributed it to Lincoln.
"This is a Democracy,but I am the Democracy."
Posted on 8/12/15 at 12:19 pm to sms151t
Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path & leave a trail of destruction & wet panties. James Bond
Posted on 8/12/15 at 1:51 pm to lurkr
"When my arse was 19 years old, I changed the face of professional baseball. I was handed the keys to the kingdom. Multi-million dollar deals. Endorsements. Everyone wanted a piece of my shite. Just a man with a mind for victory and an arm like a fricking canon. But sometimes when you bring the thunder, you get lost in the storm. But a true champion, face to face in his darkest hour will do whatever it takes to rise above. A man fights, fights, and fights some more. Because surrender is death, and death is for pussies. And my arse ain't no pussy. My arse is a fricking champion."
— Kenny Powers
"I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fricking scientist."
— Kenny Powers
— Kenny Powers
"I've been blessed with many things in this life: an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fricking scientist."
— Kenny Powers
This post was edited on 8/12/15 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 8/12/15 at 1:56 pm to sms151t
During Battle of Franklin, TN
quote:
General Govan: “Well, General, few of us will ever return to Arkansas to tell the story of this battle.”
General Cleburne: “Well, Govan, if we are to die, let us die like men.”
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