re: Weirdest dreams

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I once dreamed that Cheri Oteri recited the funniest thing ever written in human history from a stone tablet, and it was so funny that I woke up laughing, but then I couldn't remember what she said.

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Was it anything like Monty Python's "Killer Joke" sketch

The dream is always the same.

Instead of going home, I go to the neighbors'. I ring, but nobody answers. The door is open, so I go inside. I'm looking around for the people, but nobody seems to be there.

And then I hear the shower running, so I go upstairs to see what's what.

Then I see her; this... girl, this incredible girl. I mean, what she's doing there I don't know, because she doesn't live there... but it's a dream, so I go with it.

"Who's there?" she says. "Joel," I say.

"What are you doing here?"

"I don't know what I'm doing here; what are *you* doing here?"

"I'm taking a shower," she says.

Then I give her: "You want me to go?"

"No," she says; "I want you to wash my back."

So now, I'm gettin' enthusiastic about this dream.

So I go to her, but she's hard to find through all the steam and stuff; I keep losing her. Finally I get to the door... and I... find myself in a room full of kids taking their college boards. I'm over three hours late; I've got two minutes to take the whole test.

I've... just made a terrible mistake.

I'll never get to college.

My life is ruined.

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I once took Chantix for like a week. Every night I had bloody, murder-dreams.

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Ive got some of this Equate fall asleep fast stuff and when I take it I can have lucid dreams. Its really cool. I didnt even know what lucid dreams were until I read a thread on the OT and have never been able to do it but when I take that stuff and I can do whatever the frick I want in my dreams.