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re: US Soldier Claims He Has Spent 17 Years Battling ALIENS on MARS
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:03 am to KSGamecock
Posted on 12/21/14 at 1:03 am to KSGamecock
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A former US Marine
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US Soldier
casty.
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Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:43 am to KSGamecock
Doomguy?
Posted on 12/21/14 at 7:48 am to KSGamecock
A friend of mine that went there showed me some confiscated Martian porn videos. It's all I can think about - human porn is of no interest anymore
Posted on 12/21/14 at 8:22 am to KSGamecock
We were told never to discuss this. This guy must want a book deal.
(Incidentally, the Reptilians actually LIKE waterboarding. They won't tell you shite.)
(Incidentally, the Reptilians actually LIKE waterboarding. They won't tell you shite.)
Posted on 12/21/14 at 9:43 am to RockyMtnTigerWDE
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It was made into a movie. I think Tom Cruise is in it. Although I think Hollywood brought the war to earth.
I hope that after they install the new sound system in JH that creepy sound from that movie becomes our go to sound effect.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 9:54 am to DragginFly
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We were told never to discuss this. This guy must want a book deal
This
Posted on 12/21/14 at 10:14 am to KSGamecock
I hope that whoever sent the 1000 highly trained space soldiers after a single artifact, only to have 28 survive, got his walking papers. That's a heavy blow to time and money in training new space defense personnel.
Why didn't they have space body armor?
Why didn't they have space body armor?
This post was edited on 12/21/14 at 10:16 am
Posted on 12/21/14 at 11:56 am to KSGamecock
Seems legit. Guys a hero, after all. All soldiers are heroes.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 11:59 am to CrimsonCrusade
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All soldiers are heroes.
All of those that served/serve on Mars are.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:03 pm to CrimsonCrusade
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Guys a hero, after all. All soldiers are heroes.
Except this guy's a marine, not a soldier, so.... ;)
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:04 pm to TbirdSpur2010
This guy's an Air Force Soldier, you should listen to him.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:09 pm to KSGamecock
I've taken off my listening ears for the holidays 
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:11 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I have no idea what that means.
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:12 pm to KSGamecock
Air Force... More like Chair Force 
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:15 pm to BowlJackson
This space cadet is amused...
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:19 pm to BowlJackson
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Chair Force
You shut your whore mouth. It's "(ch)Air Force"
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:23 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Either way, you're sitting in a chair most of the time 
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:25 pm to TbirdSpur2010
You know, I read the funniest thing ever on the Air Force subreddit the other day. LINK /
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:26 pm to BowlJackson
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Either way, you're sitting in a chair most of the time
Like a true gentleman
Posted on 12/21/14 at 12:27 pm to KSGamecock
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