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re: Uptight prudes have completely flipped my view on 50 Shades of Grey
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:03 am to Roger Klarvin
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:03 am to Roger Klarvin
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I've always seen it as nothing more than mindless female sex appeal on the level of Twilight and romance novels. I've never read them but assume the writing is as poor as the plot.
However, in response to the movie coming out I have seen hundreds of Facebook and Twitter posts, as well as news articles from prudes, undersexed women, pussy men and the uber religious saying how evil and degrading to society this is. Not because it's a mindless shitty premise, but because depicting S&M is the height of moral corruption.
I now find myself rooting for the movie to break box office records and get incredible reviews for no other reason than I want to watch the world burn.
I agree with this, I hope it goes down in history with the likes of Citizen Kane and Gone With the Wind, just to frick with everyone.
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Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:16 am to Roger Klarvin
I haven't seen one post on FB about this movie. I'm guessing most folks are already into porn and soft mainstream porn is passe.
Posted on 2/11/15 at 11:20 am to Roger Klarvin
I, for one, can't wait to see it.
frick the prudes.
frick the undersexed women (post haste).
The pussy men can get fricked.
The uber religious need to get laid.
frick the prudes.
frick the undersexed women (post haste).
The pussy men can get fricked.
The uber religious need to get laid.
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I now find myself rooting for the movie to break box office records and get incredible reviews for no other reason than I want to watch the world burn.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:41 pm to Roger Klarvin
I read like 75% of it. It was really stupid but also mildly informing. It verbalizes and explains a lot of how women like to feel dominated. Also could have one handed myself to a couple parts. It's still a terribly written book and the main character is stupid and not interesting. She sure likes to get her esophagus bruised though.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:43 pm to Roger Klarvin
Dude...the scenes in the preview for that movie are HAWT!!! Especially the one where he has the blindfold thing and she holds up her arms with her fists together and says "Please?".
Guess I need me some Jesus or something.
ETA: Placing my bets on the "or something", though.
Guess I need me some Jesus or something.
ETA: Placing my bets on the "or something", though.
This post was edited on 2/12/15 at 11:45 pm
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:45 pm to Carolina_Girl
Nope you need some Agforlife 
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:47 pm to TeLeFaWx
Tbh, I've read (and liked) worse written books. To hear people talk about the writing, you'd think it was written at a preschool level and they're accustomed to reading the Wall Street Journal or something
I enjoyed the books for what they were, I'll enjoy the film for what it is, ????,
.....will profit on Valentine's in the bedroom
I enjoyed the books for what they were, I'll enjoy the film for what it is, ????,
.....will profit on Valentine's in the bedroom
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:47 pm to Agforlife
That was the "or something" I was referring to.
Halloween cannot get here fast enough.
Halloween cannot get here fast enough.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:49 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Those are the ppl who only have experienced missionary style and strictly with the lights off. Sad, really.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:49 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Those are the ppl who only have experienced missionary style and strictly with the lights off. Sad, really.
I like you more and more with every post like this
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:51 pm to RogerTheShrubber
Ive seen a few from some southern baptist moms.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:52 pm to Agforlife
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I like you more and more with every post like this
You have no idea, Ag. I have an adventurous spirit. Not that pic on tRant adventurous, but still.
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:53 pm to Carolina_Girl
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Those are the ppl who only have experienced missionary style and strictly with the lights off. Sad, really.
I pity these people.
Gotta get some variety up in there, gnomesayin'?
Posted on 2/12/15 at 11:58 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Exactly. I mean, if we weren't meant to experiment, why were we given the brain to imagine some of that stuff? And electricity...if it was supposed to be in the dark, the higher power should've never let us discover it.
Should've known us humans would come up with some creative shite.
Should've known us humans would come up with some creative shite.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:00 am to Carolina_Girl
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Should've known us humans would come up with some creative shite.
Hmmmmm creative. .........
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:01 am to Carolina_Girl
ive never understood why people judge others who like to try different stuff in bed. Certain things aren't for me, but I don't give a damn if others like it.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:02 am to Carolina_Girl
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Should've known us humans would come up with some creative shite.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:02 am to Cobrasize
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ive never understood why people judge others who like to try different stuff in bed. Certain things aren't for me, but I don't give a damn if others like it.
This.
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:39 am to TbirdSpur2010
Secretary w/ Maggie Gyllenhaal > 50 shades
And if I wanted to watch this just for boobs and fricking, I'll just watch Wolf of Wall Street again...
And if I wanted to watch this just for boobs and fricking, I'll just watch Wolf of Wall Street again...
This post was edited on 2/13/15 at 12:40 am
Posted on 2/13/15 at 12:42 am to dead money
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Secretary w/ Maggie Gyllenhaal
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if I wanted to watch this just for boobs and fricking, I'll just watch Wolf of Wall Street again
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