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Unluckiest man alive?
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:07 am
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:07 am
Man bitten on penis by spider AGAIN
[link]https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251[/link]
[link]https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37481251[/link]
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Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:17 am to Old Sarge
If I were him, I would wear pants around spiders.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:05 am to Old Sarge
I thought everyone knew that spiders don't like the D. 
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:17 am to Old Sarge
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 1:02 pm
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:55 am to Old Sarge
He ether has a bad spider problem or a really really huge penis
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:58 am to Old Sarge
He thought his penis would turn into Spiderman. When it didn't work the first time, he tried it again. It didn't work this time either, but he still named his member "Web Slinger."
Posted on 9/28/16 at 8:58 am to Hardy_Har
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a birthmark on his penis that looks like a spiders enemy
a birthmark on his penis that looks like a spiders enemy
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:13 am to Old Sarge
You would think by now he would realize that Charlotte isn't going to suck his dick.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:17 am to Old Sarge
Australia, I'm shocked.
Posted on 9/28/16 at 9:39 am to Old Sarge
Quit trying to frick spiders. Problem solved
Posted on 9/28/16 at 10:37 am to Old Sarge
never try to frick a venomous spider.
non poisonous only
non poisonous only
Posted on 9/28/16 at 11:28 am to TT9
Posted on 9/28/16 at 7:58 pm to Old Sarge
quote:
Man bitten on penis by spider AGAIN
If it made it swell to unusual size, the culprit might be his girlfriend
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