re: Under Armour fudged up

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I want to be offended, then I remember that the men in the real image died so that this shirt could be made, even if it is retarded.

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No ... the men in the real image did not die, not while raising the flag.

And plenty of flags have been raised all over the world and the moon .... yet you don't see All-Americans from the 82nd, or any of the Ranger Regiments, or any of the SEAL Teams or Delta members or SOG guys whining and moaning .... not even straight leg Army or the pussy flyboys whine and moan ... hell, not even the ice cream guys.

But the fricking Marines ... they are really starting to believe their own commercials too much. lulz ... the few, the proud, the jarheads.

Grow the frick up jarheads.

People really will get offended by anything now-a-days.

This offends me as much as overblown outrage over war and attack analogies

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I didn't see specific complaints from people representing the marine corps, where did you see this? Or were you just going on a rant about marines bc you saw an opportunity to do so? Funny you have a whiny rant about whining.

Sorry you couldn't hack it in the marines.

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I have kicked so much jarhead arse it became unsportsmanlike.

The one time one was my equal in the alleyways of Fayettenam was a guy named Pickle .... and he was a former jarhead who saw the light and left them and enlisted with us at Bragg. We ended-up being great friends ... and the only reason he survived that night was because when I dropped his arse I was respectful of the fight he had put-up and I walked away. Should have never turned my back on him because he got up and tackled me and managed to get his hands in my mouth and almost ripped my face off before I got the lick in that broke his orbital socket.

But, like I said, we ended-up being great friends for the next five years.

Another case .... when I was going through the old Recondo School we had six jarheads in our class ... and officer and five enlisted. Not one of them made it through the three month course. Now, admittedly we lost half the class before all was said and done ... but not a single Marine made it through the class.

I used to frick with jarheads so bad when they would come over from Cherry Point to jump with us so that there Force Recon guys could stay on active jump status ....

It was their shite talking uppity field grade officers that no one could stand. I bust jarheads' humps because they are always talking so much shite .... getting butthurt about every little thing. But it was always the officers that most of us couldn't stand. They'd prance around at Bragg, when we allowed them on post, clearly feeling insecure in the presence of paratroopers .... and it never failed, one would always find something to whine about to whatever commander they could find to listen to their whiney asses.

Marines .... pretty good straight leg troops. Not much in terms of thinking for themselves, but their nuggets get unscrewed in basic and a bunch of hooray bullshite gets poured in and then the hooooya shite starts. They're good for what they were made for ... but they are a bunch of whiney bitches when it comes to stuff like this and to this day my Brothers in Arms and I can barely stand to be around most of them. Even when you try to let them in to have drinks with you ... they'll end up getting butthurt over something or other.

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Nice wall of text I didn't read.

I'm gonna assume that everything you wrote is more evidence of your inferiority complex when it comes to marines.

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lulz ... the only humans that feel inferior to Marines are women.

Name a great jarhead General.

Patton? MacArthur? Ike? Bradley? Pershing? Schwarzkopf?

Whenever a marine is in charge of the Joint Chiefs ... shite happens, shite gets fricked-up.

Wasn't it a marine general, just this past Friday, who went on record as saying ISIS was retreating in Ramadhi? Yet today ISIS has taken total control of Ramadhi.

That's what jarheads do ... they talk shite about everything. They live entirely on legend these days.

I don't see the big deal. It seems that, today, everyone is just looking for something to be offended by.

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I only pose as military if it will get me a discount on coffee.

I don't give you guys any special treatment. I see a lot of people letting military folks in front of them in line. frick that.

Good for you.


I get mad when people try to buy my lunch and usually just tip the presumed amount.

You should see a waiter at an Authentic Mexican restaurant getting a $15 tip..