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Tulsa Woman Arrested On Complaint Of Maiming Boyfriend
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:01 pm
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:01 pm
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TULSA, Oklahoma - Police booked a Tulsa woman into jail Thursday afternoon on complaints of assault with a dangerous weapon and maiming. Officers said they were called to a Tulsa hospital about a man who said his girlfriend had attacked him. The victim said he and his girlfriend, Amber Ellis, 31, had been out drinking and got into an argument while walking home. He said the argument continued at their apartment and told officers Ellis stormed off into a bedroom and he fell asleep on the couch. The victim said he was awakened by Ellis biting off his private parts, according to police. He said after fighting her off, Ellis hit him on the head with a laptop computer. Jail records show Amber Ellis is being held on a $25,000 bond. Police said the victim received some stitches and was released from the hospital.
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Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:02 pm to blacknblu
He should have known better than to date a woman with dem crazy eyes.
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:06 pm to Porter Osborne Jr
She'll not be getting a good reference 
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:09 pm to blacknblu
At least you know oral's not out of the question with her
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:11 pm to blacknblu
how do you sleep through someone gnawing at your dingaling.
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:20 pm to JordonfortheJ
How do you ever sleep again? That's PTSD material
Will he have to explain a scar to a future SO? How does that conversation go? "Just don't try to eat it, and don't make any sudden movements"
Will he have to explain a scar to a future SO? How does that conversation go? "Just don't try to eat it, and don't make any sudden movements"
Posted on 2/20/15 at 10:25 pm to blacknblu
lol yeah I'm sure he would be perfectly fine with a girl who doesnt swallow or even suck for that matter
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:19 am to JordonfortheJ
Misspelled jordan
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:23 pm to blacknblu
The only man on the planet who will answer no when some hot chick asks if he wants a bj
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:32 pm to pioneerbasketball
Misspelled germanasfuq.
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:37 pm to blacknblu
I just want to know how men miss the crazy signs leading up to something like this. I can't imagine she was a regular June Cleaver leading up to trying to bite his dick off.
This post was edited on 2/22/15 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:40 pm to BluegrassBelle
We don't miss them, some of us just can't discern when the crazy sex is out paced by the just plain crazy
Posted on 2/22/15 at 4:41 pm to blacknblu
MsGarrison's day only gets worse. I'm sure this is not enough for him to end it though.
This post was edited on 2/22/15 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 2/22/15 at 5:00 pm to blacknblu
Frick. I have work in tulsa this year. Remind me not to hit the bars while there.
Posted on 2/22/15 at 5:59 pm to blacknblu
Sounds like my kind of woman
Posted on 2/22/15 at 6:02 pm to blacknblu
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Ellis biting off his private parts,
OK, Penis Envy or Cannibal or both
Posted on 2/23/15 at 1:21 am to blacknblu
ETA. false alarm, same name, different chic
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 1:23 am
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:45 am to blacknblu
No pics? I am disappoint
Posted on 2/23/15 at 9:48 am to blacknblu
Men in Oklahoma are soft.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 7:54 pm to blacknblu
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