re: Trashiest things you do on a regular basis

It's quite fun. I can fit 9 beers in my stadium seat, and last time we were there, my friends and I had pictures taken with Fatty Patty the (clothed) blow up doll. We ride around to different campsites on a golf cart while drinking all night.

The first and only time I've tried squirrel stew was made by LSU fans at Talladega.

You have to embrace the trashiness while you're there.

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Whenever I scratch my balls I always sniff my fingers afterwards.

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Don't we all? I do the same after itching my a-hole.

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but I've been trying to round up a few buddies to go to Dega just for the spectacle of it.

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Never been, but I'm going this year. Heard it's wild

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I used to bang my girlfriend in my truck all the time back in high school

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I know the feel. Another one for me would be when I cut the front yard I piss off the front porch. Don't want to get grass clippings in the house and too lazy to walk to the back yard


ETA: thought of another one. I never clean my car out, ever.

I'll shop at Walmart occasionally and eat Taco Bell in my car.

Hell I'm eating Taco Bell in my car in a Walmart parking lot right now.

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I've shot and killed a deer from my truck window on a highway once.

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Only once? I've killed 5 bucks in my lifetime....4 of them were out of my truck window. I don't know how many doe I've killed at night....we used to ride around and drink beer and shoot whatever.

Once we got the truck stuck on an old logger road looking for coyotes to shoot...stole a tractor from a nearby fish farm to pull it out, got it stuck, and called Bo John to bring his old Ford out there cause it had a 454 big block and 40 inch mud grips to pull us out. He got us out but overheated the engine and we poured a 12 pack of Keystone light in the radiator to get him home

Pissing in my yard hands down. I also feel a bit trashy, yet extremely awesome, when I'm bush hogging with a beer in my hand.

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I also never pick up my dog's shite in the park, but no one actually does that, right?

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I intentionally avoid doing this. If someone else wants to lower themselves to picking up dog shite be my guest, but I refuse to be pulled down with them.

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If a waiter or waitress only comes to my table to bring my food and bring my check I don't tip and I'm not sorry about it.

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Not trashy at all.

I'd do the same. Bad service doesn't get tipped. I don't care how little you make. Do your fricking job and you might get tipped better.