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Posted by TupeloReb
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:30 pm to
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Only been in three fist fights my whole life. One was during a basketball game, I dunked on some dude and he got pissed because I embarrassed him in front of his posse. He threw a punch. I broke his nose first punch. Second was some dude picking on his girlfriend. Called her a whore and was trying to hard to get some. I came over and said "Hey man she said back off" he threw a punch and I tried to put him in a headlock but he just ended up breaking my nose. She is my gf now. Third was some guy calling me a **** and pushing my little brother. I knocked him out first punch.


I'm guessing these were your last BS stories?
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:32 pm to
Don't come on too strongly- it will be easy to overwhelm her.

Don't mistake random things for "signals"

Shower and don't be anything like you are on here
This post was edited on 4/28/13 at 10:33 pm
Posted by Randy1375
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:33 pm to
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Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:33 pm to
Talk casually with some other girls before you go talk to her.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:34 pm to
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Belle is the best IMer still unbanned.


I'm not sure how to feel about this coming from you.

quote:

UMRealist got his arse banned.


Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:34 pm to
Say "Bitch I've beat off to you for 7 years now. That changes tonight." Worst case scenario she thinks your weird but you won't see her again anyways.

Posted by Randy1375
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:34 pm to
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Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:35 pm to
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Talk casually with some other girls before you go talk to her.


YES!!! I can't stress that enough. If I could watch how I was in high school, I probably looked like an awkward, creepy shark just waiting around for my chance. Success level: 0
Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:37 pm to
Don't have to flirt or overdo it with the other girls. Just talk with them casually. Keep up an interesting conversation. It will make her look at you differently, and if she has any feelings for you, a slight bit jealous.
Posted by Randy1375
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:37 pm to
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Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:38 pm to
If your life is like Monk, you should bang your assistant. Not the curly haired one. The hot one.
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:38 pm to
You remind me so much of this kid in high school btw; I actually wouldn't be surprised if you were him. He was as bold as you IRL, would talk to anyone but was more annoying than anything. I befriended him and tried to mentor him.
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:39 pm to
Something about glasses, yeah I read that but again put it aside as BS. She really said no because of that? That's pretty low. Try contacts?
Posted by Randy1375
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:40 pm to
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Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:42 pm to
Howdy, y'all. What's goin' on?
Posted by bamafan425
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:42 pm to
Hey Tbird.
Posted by Randy1375
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:43 pm to
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Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:43 pm to
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Thinks I am a creepy stalker.


I'm just going to be honest here- nothing's going to happen. I know right now it might seem like the end of the world, like your life will be incomplete without her. But I promise, you WILL look back on her and think about how happy you are not being with her. I'm sure you're also thinking that'll never happen. Just trust me, I was your age like 3 years ago
Posted by TupeloReb
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:43 pm to
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family matters

Those are the damn WORST.
Posted by Bama Bird
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Posted on 4/28/13 at 10:43 pm to
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What's goin' on?


I've got this bitch up and running (the IM thread, that is)
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