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Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:30 pm
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:30 pm
Oh, my.

Dildos Are Now Racist.

Seriously, we MUST stop stereotyping magenta men. They have enough problems.
Posted by CrimsonCrusade
Member since Jan 2014
5150 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:41 pm to
People actively search for things to be offended by.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69906 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

In that, dildos that look like white penises are designed to look appealing and desirable and sensual. And dildos that look like black penises are big and mean and scary.




Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27244 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:04 pm to
quote:

Dildos Are Now Racist.


What about fleshlights?
Posted by AUbagman
LA
Member since Jun 2014
10568 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:22 pm to
I just don't give a frick anymore. Call me racist, call me what you will, it really doesn't fricking matter anyway. There's no reasoning with this kind of thought process or stupidity. Coexisting for me will involve the wife and I moving to Alaska after graduation.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:33 pm to
quote:

dildos that look like black penises are big


Naturally
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:36 pm to
The self-evident joke that is "San Francisco State University" not with stand ing:

Take the penis out of the equation and you set racism back 100 years.

Maybe 200.

Maybe 750.

Sans the human penis there ain't no problem, Jules.

She's pathetic. But I can totally dig what brought her to the limelight.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:47 pm to
quote:

I just don't give a frick anymore. Call me racist...


Racist!!!
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:50 pm to
quote:

Naturally


GTFO of here with your big and mean and scary penis!
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 5:51 pm to
Posted by BallstotheWesleyWall
Swagosphere
Member since Jan 2014
9364 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 6:04 pm to
quote:

mean and scary


The only time I think my penis is being mean is when BTTWW has drank too many whiskeys and he doesn't want to participate in the proceeding activities. Dick move, Randy Johnson, dick move.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Member since Dec 2012
69906 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 8:34 pm to
Admittedly, I'm no expert on dildos, but how exactly do they make the black ones big, mean and scary?




Do they paint fangs on the motherfrickers?
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Admittedly, I'm no expert on dildos, but how exactly do they make the black ones big, mean and scary?




Do they paint fangs on the motherfrickers?

Now YOU've wasted your once-in-a-lifetime billion $ idea.

No. Pretty sure they just make 'em big & black.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
Throbbing Member
Member since Dec 2012
69906 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 8:43 pm to
I can understand why someone would find that scary.



But, I'd be just as fearful of the tiny yellow Asian dildos as the big black dildos. That's just me.
We need a female perspective.



Catfan, what color is your dildo?
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:31 pm to
quote:

Catfan, what color is your dildo?

You hafta know that it's a pocket pussy and blue.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:35 pm to
quote:

Pretty sure they just make 'em big & black.


This mimicry of God must stop



Ok, I think I'm done
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54662 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

dildos that look like black penises are big


Racist, that Mississippi Whitesnake is plenty big too!

I put a big red clown nose on the end of mine to make it seem less scary tho.
Posted by derSturm37
Texas
Member since May 2013
1521 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

This mimicry of God must stop

Pretty sure that "GOD" is the creator. If "big" and "black" (and "penis") equate to "GOD" then it's the rhinoceros and not the human male that is made in GOD's image.

Pretty sure the big black rhinoceros is on the endangered species list.

...and hasn't walked on the moon, yet.

You see what I'm gettin' at?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 10:00 pm to
quote:


I put a big red clown nose on the end of mine to make it seem less scary tho.




I'm sure this helps
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46507 posts
Posted on 10/9/15 at 10:22 pm to
I opened this thread, saw the OP and decided it would be best not to read the rest.
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