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Things No One Will Tell Fat Girls

Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:59 am
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48806 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 10:59 am
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Everyone has rolls when they bend over. Everyone

When people say "you're gorgeous," believe them.

Arm flab is not embarrassing.

You're not stunning despite your body. You're stunning because of your body.

A guy can pick you up off your feet, and it won't break his back.

You don't need to exercise every day in order to feel better about yourself.

You're allowed to fall in love with yourself. I promise.

It's also okay to have days where you don't love yourself.

Everyone's boobs are uneven. If you have a lot of boobs, they might be way uneven.

There are people who prefer large ladies. And I mean all sizes of large.

Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME.

Riding during sex will NOT collapse his insides.

Wearing whatever you want is a political statement.

You are beautiful.

Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
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Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:04 am to
Sorntbl's messed up thread of the day

#ItDelivers
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:05 am to
Posted by Rebel Land Shark
Member since Jul 2013
30172 posts
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Posted by GooseSix
Member since Jun 2012
19534 posts
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Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:38 am to
Man...fat women really enjoy lying to themselves.
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Riding during sex will NOT collapse his insides.


But if she sits on his face she'll suffocate him.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:43 am to
fat people are the biggest liars
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16319 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:51 am to
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 11:53 am
Posted by jbond
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2012
4938 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 11:58 am to
Someone alert Lena Dunham
Posted by InstiGator Greg
Member since Nov 2013
90 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 12:06 pm to
Sorantable confirmed to be a fat girl on the inside.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70922 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

Fat chicks bang hot guys... ALL. THE. TIME.




this actually could be true

i've known some buddies who got a lot of girls and they get drunk enough to take anyone home.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46495 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 1:00 pm to
Ugly girls and fat girls don't need to be told anything they have vaginas and can find someone to sleep with them. Someone needs to tell fat guys that shite because fat, ugly dudes usually are virgins.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 1:17 pm to
This thread is gross and shite like this is the exact reason why a lot of fat women wear clothing with shite like "Juicy" on the arse.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28953 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

gly girls and fat girls don't need to be told anything they have vaginas and can find someone to sleep with them. Someone needs to tell fat guys that shite because fat, ugly dudes usually are virgins


This. Have you seen the amount of ugly pregnant women vs the amount of ugly single dudes? Disproportionate to say the least.
This post was edited on 12/18/13 at 1:37 pm
Posted by aslavey
Chicago
Member since Nov 2013
1380 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 1:29 pm to
Which lovely women of the SECR OTB would fit the criteria for us to share these insights?
Posted by olemissranty
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 12/18/13 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by Lima Whiskey
Member since Apr 2013
19332 posts
Posted on 12/18/13 at 6:35 pm to
The participation prize culture hits rock bottom. We're telling people with serious health issues that not only is it okay, they should be proud of it.

Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/19/13 at 6:40 am to
Fat chicks are harder to kidnap.
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