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Things golfers say in bed
Posted on 7/8/15 at 1:51 pm
Posted on 7/8/15 at 1:51 pm
"Get up!"
"I needed to be a little longer"
"I'm usually not this bad. I swear"
"Get in the hole damnit"
"Damn that's fat"
"It's stuck in the thick grass"
"Backdoored it"
"You're gripping it too tight"
"Just let the shaft out"
"I'm better when I'm drunk"
"Only get three good strokes a round"
"I'll use my 5wood but I wish I had a 7"
"KILLED IT"
"Threesome?"
"I think I strained my back"
"I didn't know tiger woods was gonna be here!"
"I needed to be a little longer"
"I'm usually not this bad. I swear"
"Get in the hole damnit"
"Damn that's fat"
"It's stuck in the thick grass"
"Backdoored it"
"You're gripping it too tight"
"Just let the shaft out"
"I'm better when I'm drunk"
"Only get three good strokes a round"
"I'll use my 5wood but I wish I had a 7"
"KILLED IT"
"Threesome?"
"I think I strained my back"
"I didn't know tiger woods was gonna be here!"
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Posted on 7/8/15 at 2:01 pm to DocHoliday11
"Lemme get my ball outta the hole first."
"I pinned it, then tapped it in."
"You're one stroke away from buying me dinner."
"I'm alright, but my (dad/brother/friend) is better."
"You're taking too many strokes, put it in already."
"I pinned it, then tapped it in."
"You're one stroke away from buying me dinner."
"I'm alright, but my (dad/brother/friend) is better."
"You're taking too many strokes, put it in already."
Posted on 7/8/15 at 2:13 pm to DocHoliday11
I like playing in the rough
Posted on 7/8/15 at 2:24 pm to DocHoliday11
"you have sand in your vagina"
Posted on 7/8/15 at 2:36 pm to DocHoliday11
"Sprayed it'
"Let me hit it again"
"i put a good stroke on it"
"Got a few curves before it gets to the hole"
"Let me hit it again"
"i put a good stroke on it"
"Got a few curves before it gets to the hole"
Posted on 7/8/15 at 2:41 pm to DocHoliday11
fw:fw:fw:fw: u gotta read this!
Posted on 7/8/15 at 2:56 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Top Ten things golfers say in bed: you won't believe number 7!
Posted on 7/8/15 at 3:32 pm to DocHoliday11
quote:
"I didn't know tiger woods was gonna be here!"
Posted on 7/8/15 at 4:08 pm to DocHoliday11
Let's Play the Backside first.
It's a little tight, but I can get it through there.
Kiss my balls for good luck.
You're a hooker?
The hole looks as big as a washtub.
I'm glad this hole is downwind.
It's a little tight, but I can get it through there.
Kiss my balls for good luck.
You're a hooker?
The hole looks as big as a washtub.
I'm glad this hole is downwind.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 4:10 pm to DocHoliday11
This is such an awesome.thread!
Posted on 7/8/15 at 4:24 pm to scrooster
That one is wet.
It's harder than Chinese arithmetic.
That's the wrong hole.
It's harder than Chinese arithmetic.
That's the wrong hole.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 4:30 pm to Allyn McKeen
Posted on 7/8/15 at 5:34 pm to DocHoliday11
"Can't wait till you meet my long wood coming over the middle." - V&S if he played golf.
Posted on 7/8/15 at 6:08 pm to PrivatePublic
"I'm done, roll over" - V&S
Posted on 7/8/15 at 9:40 pm to DocHoliday11
It's all about the short game
Grip it and rip it
Pulled it
Flop shot
Grip it and rip it
Pulled it
Flop shot
Posted on 7/8/15 at 10:03 pm to DocHoliday11
quote:
"I'm done, roll over" - V&S
quote:
"Can't wait till you meet my long wood coming over the middle." - V&S if he played golf.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:12 am to Vols&Shaft83
The gals in LA would have had a great time with this one, so I called them to ask them for their input.
Basic answer - Topic is wrong for women. They would prefer to do "Things bakers say in bed".
- It's not supposed to come out yet.
- I've been whipping it for 30 minutes and it still won't firm up.
- Slow down. You have to grease the pan first.
- Slow down. You have to preheat the oven.
- He put it in the back of the oven, and it tastes like shite.
I think I will leave it there.
Basic answer - Topic is wrong for women. They would prefer to do "Things bakers say in bed".
- It's not supposed to come out yet.
- I've been whipping it for 30 minutes and it still won't firm up.
- Slow down. You have to grease the pan first.
- Slow down. You have to preheat the oven.
- He put it in the back of the oven, and it tastes like shite.
I think I will leave it there.
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:16 am to Allyn McKeen
quote:
"Things bakers say in bed".
- " I think I threw in too much yeast "
Posted on 7/9/15 at 10:24 am to Hardy_Har
quote:
Things golfers DON'T say in bed
Bite bitch!!!!!
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