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The Nature Valley "bonus bars" taste like an anchovie's c*nt

Posted on 2/19/24 at 12:00 am
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 12:00 am
Don't be fooled. Don't eat them.

That is all.
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 6:16 am to
I like anchovies!
Posted by SRV
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 12:39 pm to
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The Nature Valley "bonus bars" taste like an anchovie's c*nt by BlindedMeWithScience


Wow…that is incredibly descriptive

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:10 pm to
Maybe you should wash it before you eat it?
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:25 pm to
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Don't be fooled. Don't eat them


Just anchovies?

Just c*nt?

Neither?

…both in conjunction at the same time?

I’ve never really been a fan of anchovies anyway, but wondering if I need to make any other dietary adjustments as well?

Also makes me think… I just might enjoy anchovies more if I could get them “de-c*nted”??
Posted by Red Boarman
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:40 pm to
If a woman's tastes fishy, wouldn't a fish's taste womany?
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 3:46 pm to

Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:27 pm to
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I like anchovies!



I like c*nt!
Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:31 pm to
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Harry Rex Vonner


How you been buddy?! Missed you.

Been lurking during the ban and the worst part was not being able to respond to your threads
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 4:50 pm to
Doing good man, glad you're back
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:00 pm to
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the worst part was not being able to respond to your threads

Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:04 pm to
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paperwasp


I missed you too, you handsome, beautiful binary son of a bitch
Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:07 pm to
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quote:

quote: the worst part was not being able to respond to your threads





Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:09 pm to
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I missed you too, you handsome, beautiful binary son of a bitch




paperwasp was talking shite about you while you were gone
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:26 pm to
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paperwasp was talking shite about you while you were gone


Posted by SupperClubDrunkBus
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:27 pm to
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paperwasp was talking shite about you while you were gone


Now hold up a second, Harry?

In a legitimate argument in paperwasp’s defense…


…I was under the impression that speaking ill of someone while they’re “gone” from here is not only acceptable?…but highly encouraged?



Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 5:31 pm to
This post was edited on 3/12/24 at 10:49 am
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 7:38 pm to
Would you two get a room already.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 2/19/24 at 7:46 pm to
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That's why we never speak poorly of Big Dan — he just won't fricking leave.

Posted by teamjackson
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Posted on 2/20/24 at 12:54 am to
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paperwasp was talking shite about you while you were gone


That's what makes me want to get a room with him
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