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re: The Dick Pic. Why do you do it?

Posted on 1/31/14 at 8:47 am to
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 8:47 am to
I've never sent one, but I married before the capabilities to text pics were around. I guess I could have emailed some, but I digress. I have had a girl send me naked pics. My single buddy was banging her and somehow she got my number and started randomly sending me pics. I had to block her number.

So when you send one, do send one of it flaccid or aroused?
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 8:48 am to
Honestly, I'd be reluctant to plug with any chick willing to frick me over my dick pic. That's a dirty bitch.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 8:49 am to
quote:

yeah, I'd expect you'd have to have a stellar rig for this to work.


If hollywood can make Sylvester Stallone look 6'3", then anyone can put in work with a nice android phone ..
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 9:20 am to
Its the eNakedMan. It works 2 out of 3 times.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70925 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 9:21 am to
between dick pics and pulling the "naked man" I've gotten laid at least 0 times
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 9:22 am to
quote:

pulling the "naked man"


Nans
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70925 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 9:23 am to
?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 9:28 am to
quote:

any chick willing to frick me over my dick pic. That's a dirty bitch.


a.k.a., the best kind?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70925 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 9:39 am to
you must have a small wiener then bro
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 10:48 am to
quote:

you must have a small wiener then bro


I think they're called standards; you ought to achieve some.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28981 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 1:13 pm to
My wife sends me nudes and pics from her in the dressing rooms from time to time but I've never sent her a dick pic.

One time I did of a shorts boner while she was out with friends. and that worked. So I guess I'm one for one.
Posted by DiamondReb
Tupelo, MS
Member since Jan 2014
886 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 1:26 pm to
Pics or it did not happen.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 1:28 pm to
quote:

My wife sends me nudes and pics from her in the dressing rooms from time to time but I've never sent her a dick pic.


THAT is okay. But if you pull a Favra (SIC) and a girl's into that -- I'd wear a full body condom suit. I guess seeing enough of my buddies catching the clap from local twists made me paranoid.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
Crimson Tide Fan Club
Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 1:31 pm to
The clap is nothing, a round of antibiotics and you are good to go.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28981 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Pics or it did not happen.



if you insist

Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 1:35 pm to
quote:

The clap is nothing, a round of antibiotics and you are good to go.


Russian Roulette ain't a game I'm fond of.
Posted by sharpSee
Hail Statement
Member since Oct 2011
6098 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

So when you send one, do send one of it flaccid or aroused?


This needs to be answered.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

If hollywood can make Sylvester Stallone look 6'3", then anyone can put in work with a nice android phone ..


Yeah, the trick is to just have your dick next to a smaller dick. Or only send it to Asian women.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112700 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 3:36 pm to
I like to hire local photographers.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24937 posts
Posted on 1/31/14 at 3:39 pm to
Just get a pic of a girthquake dick and tell people it's yours.
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