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re: Swamp Crotch prevention (Alahunter, help has come)

Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:09 pm to
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:09 pm to
That's kind of what I got from that too.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:11 pm to
That's why I laughed so hard.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:24 pm to
MY BALLS ARE CLEAN! How can I prove this?!?!
Posted by Nortizzle
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

MY BALLS ARE CLEAN! How can I prove this?!?!


I'll tell chicken to check his inbox.
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:27 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:29 pm to
Just don't send me your boxers.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:30 pm to
quote:

ThaKaptin

I "accidentally" rubbed my balls against you in Dallas last year.
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:30 pm to
I've gotta admit. I'm feeling a little homophobic at the moment with my name in the thread title and all this talk about balls.

eta - and THAT ^ is not indicitive of blue balls.
This post was edited on 8/16/13 at 8:32 pm
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

I "accidentally" rubbed my balls against you in Dallas last year.


I wouldnt have had a clue, I was trashed.
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Alahunter


quote:

talk about balls


Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:31 pm to
Free beer will do that to a man.
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:33 pm to
I have no idea what I said to Greg McElroy that night but I would bet on him being creeped out as a result of whatever it was.
Posted by FleshEatingSalsa
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:33 pm to
You probably asked him if he had fresh balls.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:34 pm to
You need bella powder not balla powder.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:36 pm to
Are blue balls swampy too?
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:37 pm to


I couldn't say. I do whatever is within my reach to make sure they don't get that way.
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

You probably asked him if he had fresh balls.


God I hope not.

quote:

Are blue balls swampy too?


I guess they could be. If you had swamp crotch, and tried to get some, and got shut down BECAUSE of your swamp crotch, then you would have swampy blue balls.
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:40 pm to
It's all in the technique to keep them from getting swampy and blue.

Posted by ThaKaptin
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:42 pm to
what the actual frick is that?
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 8/16/13 at 8:43 pm to
You've never seen the masturbating bear on Conan?
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