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Posted on 11/17/15 at 12:21 pm
Posted by sms151t
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Posted on 11/17/15 at 12:21 pm
Man assualts another man with sandwich


I am very certain I have never heard of assault and battery with a sandwich.
Posted by oklahogjr
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Posted on 11/17/15 at 1:44 pm to
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I am very certain I have never heard of assault and battery with a sandwich.



You need to get out more one of my best friends got arrested for throwing a sandwich at a cop coming home from the bar one night. I believe he even made CNN.
Posted by sms151t
Polos, Porsches, Ponies..PROBATION
Member since Aug 2009
139837 posts
Posted on 11/17/15 at 1:51 pm to
I mean I have had roommates call people at the I-44 McDonald's and I quote "One Big Mac Burger Eatin Mother fricker" and have had roommates get arrested for stealing fish out of a hatchery in Nixa, but never tossing a sandwich.

I guess I should tell the folks at Lambert's that they are committing assault.
This post was edited on 11/17/15 at 1:53 pm
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