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re: Spin-Off: Does your SO fart around you and vice versa?
Posted on 5/17/13 at 1:46 pm to sorantable
Posted on 5/17/13 at 1:46 pm to sorantable
fart on her face while she toss your salad
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Posted on 5/17/13 at 1:48 pm to sorantable
No, it's always the dog.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 2:01 pm to Crompdaddy8
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fart on her face while she toss your salad
According to the Urban Dictionary that is called giving someone a "Majestic".
Posted on 5/17/13 at 2:19 pm to mwlewis
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I like to think that girls are incapable of doing that and Ill keep it that way.
Married (17) years and never farted in front of the wife or she in front of me. We take it out on the kids......
Posted on 5/17/13 at 2:27 pm to Aubie Spr96
I'm sorry to hear about your cold and love-less marriage.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 2:33 pm to sorantable
I have fun with hit. If we are in the bed I will try to cover her head with the covers (Dutch Oven) or fan the smell up with the sheets to surprise her. She isn't scared to let one fly either. She isn't quite as loose as I am about it though. She tries to maintain some sense of femininity. My kids will rip em and blame them on everybody but themselves.
Not marriage related but this guy that works for me sat at my desk the other day to look something up. I walked in my office and told him to let me know when I could get back to my desk. I turned to walk out, backed the truck up, and let one fly right on his left shoulder. Needless to say, he gave up my desk right quick and in a hurry.
Not marriage related but this guy that works for me sat at my desk the other day to look something up. I walked in my office and told him to let me know when I could get back to my desk. I turned to walk out, backed the truck up, and let one fly right on his left shoulder. Needless to say, he gave up my desk right quick and in a hurry.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 2:48 pm to mwlewis
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I like to think that girls are incapable of doing that and Ill keep it that way.
This. I heard her do it once, and she laughed for 10 minutes. I didn't find it that funny.
Me myself, I let them rip. I do find that funny.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:25 pm to sorantable
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This post was edited on 7/20/13 at 1:36 am
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:55 pm to sorantable
My SO does. I don't. I'm a lady. Sometimes.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 10:57 pm to YankeeDoodle
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I do whenever I need to. I use to hold them when we first started dating and then release some massive ones when she left.
This. I do this when getting to know a girl, but there has to be a point where you "break the barrier."
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:09 pm to sorantable
Yes
How the hell did it take 2 pages before someone gave a straight and honest answer ?
How the hell did it take 2 pages before someone gave a straight and honest answer ?
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:09 pm to sorantable
Yes, and if we are in bed I throw the covers over her head and make her get a good whiff.
Posted on 5/17/13 at 11:09 pm to sorantable
Ha Double
This post was edited on 5/17/13 at 11:10 pm
Posted on 5/18/13 at 3:01 am to BuccWildBammer
Eh, once you have given birth in front of someone, a toot ain't nothing.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 3:02 am to sorantable
if you're not willing to fart in front of your old lady it can't be a real relationship.
How you react when she farts in front of you is the real determining factor though.
How you react when she farts in front of you is the real determining factor though.
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