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re: Something true about yourself that might surprise the board

Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:00 pm to
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37626 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:00 pm to
Because you can
Posted by Iron Lion
Sipsey
Member since Nov 2014
11812 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

so why risk getting shite on my peen when there's a perfectly good cooter an inch away


This.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28895 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:05 pm to
Dude. 24 is old enough to figure it out. Find the P that makes the D permanently W and the nail it down.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

For those keeping score at home, Carolina_Girl's talking about girls getting it put in their butt


Y'all know the requirements.

It is a required question as are pics or GTFO.

Rant rules.
Posted by Silverback
Gumpin' ain't easy
Member since Aug 2011
4308 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:19 pm to
I performed as a main character in a Ballet in a fairly large venue
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:27 pm to
I don't want to though. Not everybody wants to be tied down at a young age.
This post was edited on 10/29/15 at 10:27 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54687 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:38 pm to
I was kicked out of 6 schools in 8 years but was a chess prodigy at the time. I stopped playing chess after 8th grade and never got kicked out of school after that.

Don't know why after all these years I never stopped to think about this until this thread.
Posted by bdv1974
Liberty, South Carolinananana
Member since Nov 2011
10593 posts
Posted on 10/29/15 at 10:48 pm to
I like chicken watermelon greens and big asses... and I'm white.. there I said it. oh and I work around a nuclear reactor
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
855 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:04 pm to
I have a particular set of skills.....
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:21 pm to
I played piano for Aaron Neville just before he went on stage to perform a Neville Brothers concert. He actually was late to his concert because he wanted to hear more...
Posted by LPgolfer
Member since Jul 2015
855 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:30 pm to
I fought the law, and the law won!
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16973 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:30 pm to
I once ate 14 doughnuts in an hour.
Posted by PharmacistReb
Oxford, MS
Member since Jan 2009
5058 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 1:37 pm to
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Dude. 24 is old enough to figure it out. Find the P that makes the D permanently W and the nail it down.


Why are you so intent on forcing this BowlJackson fellow to marry? He's 24 years old. The average age for a man marrying in modern day America is 29. Slow down. The man wants to experience life before it ends. Let him.
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15662 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:28 pm to
I am 35

I am a Network Engineer with 2 children and a wife of 12 years.

I am almost done with my Masters degree.



I troll way to much for this to not be a suprise.
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14432 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:38 pm to
I'm a retired Sheriff's deputy that,while working in La., handled serial killer Derrick Todd Lee personally on his visits to and from courthouses.
Posted by GnashRebel
Member since May 2015
8178 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:51 pm to
Helmand?
Posted by Prettyboy Floyd
Pensacola, Florida
Member since Dec 2013
15662 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 2:53 pm to
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I was kicked out of 6 schools in 8 years but was a chess prodigy at the time. I stopped playing chess after 8th grade and never got kicked out of school after that.


fricking Chess Thugs are the worst kind of people.

Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28895 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

I am 35 I am a Network Engineer with 2 children and a wife of 12 years. I am almost done with my Masters degree


I forgot you're a network dude.

Everything about you is just 2 years ahead of me.

You're a Cisco guy right?
This post was edited on 10/30/15 at 3:59 pm
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7140 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

I work around a nuclear reactor


If you're in Georgia, Hatch or Vogtle?
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28895 posts
Posted on 10/30/15 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

Why are you so intent on forcing this BowlJackson fellow to marry? He's 24 years old. The average age for a man marrying in modern day America is 29. Slow down. The man wants to experience life before it ends. Let him.


I'm just messing with him.

I'm personally a fan of marrying earlier, but that's what works for me.

I'm going to be 42 when my last kid graduates HS. You gotta admit there's some perks to settling down and having kids that young.
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