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Someone hit my car
Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:29 pm
Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:29 pm
I'm in Alabama on business and returned to my car noticing some damage. Someone obviously backed into me and drove away. I'm going to ask for surveillance, press charges, and open up a can of whoop-arse on the P.O.S. that did this.
Edit: Oh, nevermind, no one hit my car
Edit: Oh, nevermind, no one hit my car
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 3:11 pm
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Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:38 pm to Kamikaze25
Private property so you're shite outta luck.
Yeah I know
Yeah I know
Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:38 pm to Kamikaze25
At least leave a note even if the imformation is false
Posted on 9/2/15 at 12:41 pm to Kamikaze25
Damn you
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 9/2/15 at 1:19 pm to Kamikaze25
Just make sure its not some gump bama fan. Those people shoot each other, let alone some yankee from Mizzurah who came to Alabama.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:15 pm to Kamikaze25
If your truck is capable of being damaged just by somebody backing into it, you sound poor. And weak.
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 2:15 pm
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:28 pm to tokenBoiler
Not as many people picked up on it as I thought. I was posting a response to the Auburn fan who just said he backed into someone and drove off 
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:31 pm to Kamikaze25
Thank you for making this post available.
Well, here's your problem.
hahaha, c'mon man, you're in Alabama.
Compliments of Captain Insane-O?!?!
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I'm in Alabama
Well, here's your problem.
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I'm going to ask for surveillance
hahaha, c'mon man, you're in Alabama.
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open up a can of whoop-arse on the P.O.S
Compliments of Captain Insane-O?!?!
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:32 pm to Kamikaze25
This happened to me once. Luckily, it was on a Marine Corps Air Station and I happened to notice who was parked next to me when I arrived at work.
When the dude showed up to work the next day with red paint smeared all over his fender I called the Provost Marshals office and that mother fricker got his world turned upside down Marine Corps style.
It was sweet redemption.
When the dude showed up to work the next day with red paint smeared all over his fender I called the Provost Marshals office and that mother fricker got his world turned upside down Marine Corps style.
It was sweet redemption.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:36 pm to Remote Controlled
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This happened to me once. Luckily, it was on a Marine Corps Air Station and I happened to notice who was parked next to me when I arrived at work.
When the dude showed up to work the next day with red paint smeared all over his fender I called the Provost Marshals office and that mother fricker got his world turned upside down Marine Corps style.
It was sweet redemption.
Happened to me twice in the same weekend, and unfortunately I wasn't as lucky.
Was working as a security guard (but was shifting stations and living at a hotel), came out one night, busted the hell out of my tail-light. Came out again, had a huge dent on the rear quarter.
Never knew who did it, but fortunately I gave no shits about the car.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:38 pm to Kamikaze25
Yeah - I hang out on fark.com, where followup parody threads are very very common. I wouldn't have said that shite if I thought it was real.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 2:54 pm to CockInYourEar
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I'm going to ask for surveillance
hahaha, c'mon man, you're in Alabama.
I feel sure somebody's coon dog saw it all happen so there probably was valid surveillance.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:04 pm to Kamikaze25
SOL file an insurance claim and suck it up.... When I lived in Alabama they weren't even required to have insurance or a hood on the car. 
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:10 pm to BarberitosDawg
It's a John Doe driver claim. Your uninsured motorist coverage should apply in that situation.
Posted on 9/2/15 at 3:13 pm to SCLibertarian
Read the thread "What to do?" by the Auburn fan. Once you read it, you will see what's happening...
This post was edited on 9/2/15 at 3:13 pm
Posted on 9/2/15 at 5:23 pm to Kamikaze25
Well I left a note on your car whenever I came back from work. Sorry man. Still love you all the same.
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