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re: So the wife is heading out of town again for 4 days

Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:09 am to
Posted by Stacked
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:09 am to
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Who's the out of town dick your wife is going to see?


You're asking the wrong questions.
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:11 am to


The butthurt in this thread is awesome.

ZOMG YOU POS CHEATER!1!1!1!

Jesus, shut up you pussies. People cheat all of the time, get over it.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:13 am to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:20 am to
Ooh, we got a live one here!
Posted by TeLeFaWx
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:28 am to
You bang your buddy's wife? How does that go? Does she compare y'all in bed?
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:36 am to
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Ooh, we got a live one here!


Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 12:08 pm to
Sounds like y'all are playing a sick game of Musical Pussies.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 12:16 pm to
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what should I do?



re-arrange all the furniture
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 12:20 pm to
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re-arrange all the furniture


If there is one thing I love doing, it's rearranging furniture. Holy frick, women hate that.
Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 5:31 pm to
Call Bert & you can have the 3 Bs == Booze Bert Blow. Of course better order BBQ, Bagels, and Blue Bell Ice Cream --- (Bert is fat)
Posted by Bham4Tide
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Posted on 7/20/14 at 5:47 pm to
Posted by antibarner
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 3:56 am to
If it were my wife you were banging I would thank you for allowing me to find out how disloyal she was.

Then I would have to kneecap you on general principles.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 3:58 am
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 7:54 am to
He's saying he's banging his buddy's wife. Is bros before hos no longer a thing?
Posted by Pigfeet
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Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:44 am to
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Well what does your "buddy" have to say about this?


He doesn't know


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That's morally wrong and not a way to treat someone you love


I'm not treating her any different than the other women that I'm "treating". They all get the D. The wife just gets more of me. How can it be wrong when it feels so right?


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Who's the out of town dick your wife is going to see?


Don't know or care if she gets some sly.


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People cheat all of the time, get over it.


I don't consider it cheating, I call it treating people the way you want to treated.


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You bang your buddy's wife? How does that go? Does she compare y'all in bed?


yes

We make plans, meet, get it on, and she goes back to him

Yes she has, that's just one of the reasons she keeps coming back for more


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If it were my wife you were banging I would thank you for allowing me to find out how disloyal she was.


You would never find out


quote:

He's saying he's banging his buddy's wife. Is bros before hos no longer a thing?


Not really like that, I know he is banging several chicks, although I would never tell his wife, bro code.




Update: Just wanted to give an update before I crash for a little while, got an afternoon visit.

Left out last night around 8 or o to meet up with some friends for drinks. A smaller group of us split off and went over to this little spinner's house for some late night partying.

Thought I was going to be servicing the spinner, but things got a little weird and I ended up banging her co-worker/friend/ or neighbor....not sure how my spinner knew her.

Stayed over there all night until my alarm went off at 6:30 this morning. Had to rush home and get a quick shower because I had one of my other sly swing by on her way to work. Early morning is the only time she has available and it fits into my schedule.

The email alert that I sent out to all of the sly, just stated the hours that the wife left and the expected time that she would return and if they were down for some action.

Thought I would pass along one of the responses from the email requests that I sent out:

Looks like you'll have some free time on your hands, I can't get my emotions all stirred up anymore.

Rule of thumb, can't have these bitches that get emotionally involved.


PS: My buddies wife is meeting me at my other friends house (he is out of town for work this week) around 4 for some pool, beers, and fun. My buddy is going to meet us a few hours later after he gets off work. We discussed how we have a 3 hour window.




Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:48 am to
omg!!!! pigfeet u r wayyyyy 2 kool 4 skool!!!! can we b friends??????????????
Posted by Pigfeet
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Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:51 am to
no
Posted by TotalRebel
Member since Jan 2013
5886 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:52 am to
y u do dis 2 me
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33794 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:15 am to
Why get married in the first place? Is she just a status symbol to you?

All you risk now is personal ruin when you could just be single and not have the same types of repercussions for infidelity.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 9:17 am
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:18 am to
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You would never find out

This is what every guy that is cheating says right before he's caught.
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:24 am to
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you could just be single and not have the same types of repercussions for infidelity.


what does a piece of paper and ring have to do with repercussions being different?


quote:

This is what every guy that is cheating says right before he's caught.


Only been caught once, I was 17. Lessons were learned that day, and I've been doing it right for the last 23 years. My system is secure.
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