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re: So the Brandon Marshall thread got me thinking...
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:11 am to NATidefan
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:11 am to NATidefan
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I'd really have to think about it, but at least two years salary.
You make 50 billion dollars a year? Because it would have to be upwards of that, to even begin consideration.
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:39 am to 3nOut
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You can't unsuck a dick. The answer is no amount of money in the world.
Yeah right. If someone offered you 50 million and only you and the other dude would know...I guarandamntee you would do that. You'd be a damn fool not to.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 8:57 am to CNB
BM is an overrated WR and has probably overrated his fighting ability.....I'd take him up on it.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:52 am to Wtodd
Fighting him or blowing him?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:59 am to bigpetedatiga
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Fighting him or blowing him?
I'm NOT an A&M fan so it's fighting him
Posted on 11/14/14 at 10:59 am to WG_Dawg
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Yeah right. If someone offered you 50 million and only you and the other dude would know...I guarandamntee you would do that. You'd be a damn fool not to.
How about no.
Like the man said,
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You can't unsuck a dick.
money ain't everything.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 11:08 am to 3nOut
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You can't unsuck a dick. The answer is no amount of money in the world.
Yeah I am leaning towards this, but holy shite to be a billionaire from sucking one dick? It sounds so horrible, but then again it's a billion dollars.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:35 pm to TeLeFaWx
I'd suck a dick on the tonight show for a billion dollars.
Then hire Renee Zelwegerr's plastic surgeon and never be recognized as the guy that sucked a dick on the tonight show, and retire on my yacht docked at my private island
Then hire Renee Zelwegerr's plastic surgeon and never be recognized as the guy that sucked a dick on the tonight show, and retire on my yacht docked at my private island
This post was edited on 11/14/14 at 12:41 pm
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:44 pm to TeLeFaWx
some of yall are insane.
a friggin billion dollars. You could retire on the spot, travel the globe and live in a luxury penthouse in every major city on earth 6 months at a time for the rest of your life, go to any sporting event you want forever, own any car/boat you want, have mountain/lake/beach houses all over the world, provide for your immediate family, extended family, and your great grandchildren, give money to charity if that's your thing, and LITERALLY do anything legal you want in your wildest dreams. And a whole shite ton of illegal stuff too.
And yall would turn that down to continue working the next 30 years of your life in an office because you're too good. bullshite. If decision time hit I bet every motherfricker in here would do it.
a friggin billion dollars. You could retire on the spot, travel the globe and live in a luxury penthouse in every major city on earth 6 months at a time for the rest of your life, go to any sporting event you want forever, own any car/boat you want, have mountain/lake/beach houses all over the world, provide for your immediate family, extended family, and your great grandchildren, give money to charity if that's your thing, and LITERALLY do anything legal you want in your wildest dreams. And a whole shite ton of illegal stuff too.
And yall would turn that down to continue working the next 30 years of your life in an office because you're too good. bullshite. If decision time hit I bet every motherfricker in here would do it.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:49 pm to WG_Dawg
Or some folks are old enough to realize that happiness in life isn't from material things, but in the journey of life. And one stop not in that journey, is tonguing another man's semen.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 12:54 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:05 pm to NATidefan
For 10 million?
You can video it and put it on the internet. Bunch of damn liars up in this thread.
You can video it and put it on the internet. Bunch of damn liars up in this thread.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:17 pm to WG_Dawg
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And yall would turn that down to continue working the next 30 years of your life in an office because you're too good. bullshite. If decision time hit I bet every motherfricker in here would do it.
Yeah. For a billion I'd do it. But it still sounds so horrible.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:18 pm to Alahunter
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Or some folks are old enough to realize that happiness in life isn't from material things, but in the journey of life. And one stop not in that journey, is tonguing another man's semen.
Yeah the thought of someone bricking in my mouth is terrible. I don't know how I would view myself after that.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:34 pm to Alahunter
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Or some folks are old enough to realize that
well you just said it..you're kinda up there in years (not calling you old ha). I'm in my 20s.
I'm not saying I'd do it for 20 bucks, but for enough to let me live the next 60 years doing whatever the frick I want whenever and wherever I want with absolutely not a care or concern in the world? That's a little different.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 1:59 pm to WG_Dawg
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And yall would turn that down to continue working the next 30 years of your life in an office because you're too good. Bull shite. If decision time hit I bet every motherfricker in here would do it.
You would lose that bet.
There's an old joke on this very subject that ends with the punchine "now that we've determined what you are, let's see if we can work on the price."
Some people aren't one, no matter the price.
Hell, it isn't even just about the sexual part. Lots of people walk away from what society sees as great opportunities simply because it isn't what they want from life. Glen Coffee was having a successful NFL career and now he jumps out of airplanes for the US Army. Pat Tillman did the same thing.
Hopefully one day you'll grow up and understand what you see when you look in the mirror is more important than what you see on the bank statement.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:08 pm to JustGetItRight
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Hopefully one day you'll grow up and understand what you see when you look in the mirror is more important than what you see on the bank statement.
That is just silly. Do you think it would make one a terrible person because they sucked a dick for money?
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:21 pm to MrLarson
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That is just silly. Do you think it would make one a terrible person because they sucked a dick for money?
I think age is more of a factor than anything. A lot of these guys who are saying they wouldn't probably have already lived their life for the most part.
A lot of us who are in our twenties have a lot of life left, so even a couple of million dollars could do a lot of good. If we're talking a billion, there isn't a young guy on the planet who wouldn't do it. You would literally want nothing for the rest of time.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:29 pm to MrLarson
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That is just silly. Do you think it would make one a terrible person because they sucked a dick for money?
From a personal moral standpoint, yes and that's why I wouldn't do it but that's not the point of my statement.
He's asserting that people ("I bet every motherfricker in here would do it"). would choose to do that act if the money was good enough.
That is simply blatantly untrue. There are loads of people who have convictions they will not violate regardless of the level of financial enticement. I won't suck a dick for money. A died in the wool vegan might not take a single bite of a t-bone. An Islamic or Jewish person might not eat a pork chop.
Whether or not they view someone that would do whatever act is being proposed as a terrible person is irrelevant. What matters is what they'd think of themselves if they did it - and that's far more important than any amount of money.
Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:29 pm to StrawsDrawnAtRandom
I know this might be hard to believe but I really wouldn't do it for any amount of money.
like some other guy said, life isn't about money and a billion dollars isn't going to make you happy...
like some other guy said, life isn't about money and a billion dollars isn't going to make you happy...
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