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re: Sleep with Leslie Jones or a 72 hours in jail
Posted on 9/11/16 at 2:55 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Posted on 9/11/16 at 2:55 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Jail without a question.
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Posted on 9/11/16 at 3:49 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Jail
Posted on 9/11/16 at 5:50 pm to makersmark1
Posted on 9/11/16 at 9:27 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Move over Otis
Posted on 9/11/16 at 9:32 pm to tomsellecksmustache
I'll take option C: suicide 
Posted on 9/11/16 at 9:34 pm to tomsellecksmustache
I mean, 72 hours in jail really isn't shite
Make it like a month
Anyways, Leslie seems like a freak so I'll take that chocolate loving because I'm not a racist ole miss fan
Make it like a month
Anyways, Leslie seems like a freak so I'll take that chocolate loving because I'm not a racist ole miss fan
Posted on 9/11/16 at 10:04 pm to cas4t
I think she's got a certain big-woman sex appeal. I imagine she'd know what to do.
I'd take Jones over the jail time.
I'd take Jones over the jail time.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 10:39 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Correct response, have an up vote
Bunch of Namby Pamby types in this thread. It is all the same in the dark and waking up with a woman who can get a golf ball thought a garden hose beats a rock hard dime who is boring and dull in bed. Do young kids even have the social skills to bang a different woman every night and sometimes a few more than 1? Are you just beating it to porn? What a waste of a good erection.
Bunch of Namby Pamby types in this thread. It is all the same in the dark and waking up with a woman who can get a golf ball thought a garden hose beats a rock hard dime who is boring and dull in bed. Do young kids even have the social skills to bang a different woman every night and sometimes a few more than 1? Are you just beating it to porn? What a waste of a good erection.
Posted on 9/11/16 at 11:20 pm to Kentucker
She seems like the type to suck your balls while staring you in the eyes
Leslie FTW
Leslie FTW
Posted on 9/11/16 at 11:27 pm to cas4t
Posted on 9/11/16 at 11:29 pm to cas4t
"I SEE YOU, COCK"
Posted on 9/12/16 at 12:30 am to CNB
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"I SEE YOU, COCK"
Visualize the mike as your johnson and go with it
Posted on 9/12/16 at 5:55 am to LewDawg
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So either way I'm fricking a dude?
BBBBBbbbbwwwwaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:56 am to LewDawg
That first 24-48 hrs in a holding cell /classification is brutal...but no question I'd take that over a woman in bed that intentionally goes out of her way to be masculine. Nuh uh
Posted on 9/13/16 at 3:16 am to wmr
72 hours in jail ain't shite. I can do that standing on my head. I had to do a week once in drug court because I got pissed off at my probation officer and walked out her office and went home. shite ain't that bad. I mean I don't want to do it again but I would not hesitate to do it before I let that thing touch me
Posted on 9/13/16 at 7:28 am to tomsellecksmustache
Jail, easy. At least Bubba will get his rocks off after a few minutes of hell and then leave me alone until the next day. That's what, an hour total of undesirable butt secks? 1 hr < 8 hrs.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 9:31 am to tomsellecksmustache
Jail, for sure. You would have to bump the jail time up to 30 days before I'd consider the alternative.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 9:56 am to tomsellecksmustache
I figure as a non-gang affiliated white guy there is a reasonable chance I will have less pleasant sex in prison so I probably would go with Leslie. Plus, I bet she could teach me some crazy things.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 1:42 pm to tomsellecksmustache
I'll bang Leslie, bet she is a good time in the sack.
Posted on 9/13/16 at 2:13 pm to tomsellecksmustache
Um. You need to change the parameters. Jail is the only answer.
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