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re: Share your Date Tips from Personal First-Hand Experences with Women
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:10 am to DanMullins4Life
Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:10 am to DanMullins4Life
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Share your Date Tips from Personal First-Hand Experences with Women
If it sounds like she has a maraca in her purse, it's probably Valtrex.
you're welcome.
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:22 am to Hardy_Har
OP has given me this mental picture:
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Posted on 11/20/14 at 9:49 am to DanMullins4Life
Shitty dadboner ripoff is shitty
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:01 am to DanMullins4Life
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Date Tips
No means Yes
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:49 am to DanMullins4Life
I don't know about a tip, but maybe there's a kernel of knowledge in here somewhere:
Several years ago I asked a certain girl out. She was cute, kind of country, but was built well. Before I picked her up, I called her to ask where she wanted to go eat. She said Red Lobster. That should have been an indicator. "Oh well," I thought, "she's from the farm."
We went to Red Lobster and had a good time. She ate her share of cheese biscuits. Then we went to a nice bar to meet some friends. We were there for about 30 minutes and she said she wanted to go back to my apartment. I thought, "great, fun times around the corner!"
I started wrapping it up with my friends, but it took a few minutes to get the tab. She grabbed my arm and said, "we really need to go." I asked her what the rush was. She looked at me and said, "I need to use the bathroom." I said, "that's fine, there's one right there... I'll just be another minute."
She rolled her eyes and sat there nervously while I was finishing up. Then my friends bought me a shot. Of course, I had to take it. As it came out to me, she grabbed my arm again, and said we really had to go. I said, "OK-let me take this, and you can use the bathroom and we'll go."
She looked me dead in the eyes, and, during a bar-wide lull in the conversation, and while my friends were staring at us, said loudly and sternly, "I HAVE TO TAKE A SHITE."
Everything came to a screeching halt. The room started spinning. My friends fell off of their barstools in tearful, shrieking laughter. I said, "Ok-let's go."
We got back to my place and she dropped a groaner that matches and Febreze couldn't cover, and excused herself shortly thereafter.
I guess the lesson is: don't take her to Red Lobster on a first date?
Several years ago I asked a certain girl out. She was cute, kind of country, but was built well. Before I picked her up, I called her to ask where she wanted to go eat. She said Red Lobster. That should have been an indicator. "Oh well," I thought, "she's from the farm."
We went to Red Lobster and had a good time. She ate her share of cheese biscuits. Then we went to a nice bar to meet some friends. We were there for about 30 minutes and she said she wanted to go back to my apartment. I thought, "great, fun times around the corner!"
I started wrapping it up with my friends, but it took a few minutes to get the tab. She grabbed my arm and said, "we really need to go." I asked her what the rush was. She looked at me and said, "I need to use the bathroom." I said, "that's fine, there's one right there... I'll just be another minute."
She rolled her eyes and sat there nervously while I was finishing up. Then my friends bought me a shot. Of course, I had to take it. As it came out to me, she grabbed my arm again, and said we really had to go. I said, "OK-let me take this, and you can use the bathroom and we'll go."
She looked me dead in the eyes, and, during a bar-wide lull in the conversation, and while my friends were staring at us, said loudly and sternly, "I HAVE TO TAKE A SHITE."
Everything came to a screeching halt. The room started spinning. My friends fell off of their barstools in tearful, shrieking laughter. I said, "Ok-let's go."
We got back to my place and she dropped a groaner that matches and Febreze couldn't cover, and excused herself shortly thereafter.
I guess the lesson is: don't take her to Red Lobster on a first date?
Posted on 11/20/14 at 11:57 am to DownSouthJukin
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I guess the lesson is: don't take her to Red Lobster on a first date?
I would consult Kige on this. Dude has straight stone cold dating advice
ps, it takes what 8 hours to cycle at least so probably not Red Lobster but what she had earlier that day or the previous night.
pps, if she was that direct just be glad she actually got back to your place and did not drop the load in your car because Jack Handy was right.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 1:15 pm to DanMullins4Life
Once you've actually made it to the date, you are already in. If she is willing to be seen in public with you, she probably will frick you based on looks alone... So just don't do anything stupid or try to hard.
Assuming it's not a blind date.
Assuming it's not a blind date.
This post was edited on 11/20/14 at 1:16 pm
Posted on 11/20/14 at 1:49 pm to kingbob
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Opening car doors, giving her your jacket when it's cold, pulling her chair out for her, paying at restaurants, walking her to her door at the end of the date, making sure she gets home safely, ect are musts.
Don't forget holding her hair while she pukes. Girls love that
Posted on 11/20/14 at 3:35 pm to DanMullins4Life
For a first date I recommend coffee in the afternoon on a Saturday. This way you're only out five bucks if she an idiot and you've got the rest of the night to regroup instead of being tied down for hours.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 3:39 pm to BoulderReb
That's pretty good advice
Posted on 11/20/14 at 3:43 pm to DanMullins4Life
Last time I went on a first date with a girl I picked her up at her place and went and knocked on the door when I got there. She said that had never happened before, that everyone just called. Date 4 or 5 ended in sexy time.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 3:51 pm to BoulderReb
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For a first date I recommend coffee in the afternoon on a Saturday. This way you're only out five bucks if she an idiot and you've got the rest of the night to regroup instead of being tied down for hours.
Terrible advice. Day date for a first date is an express-lane to the friend-zone. Instead, take her out for mini-golf and ski-ball around sunset (in BR, Celebration Station). Once yur competitive streaks get the best of you, I recommend a dinner at a divey (but not too divey) pizza and beer type place (Fleur de lis). Then, after dinner, if things are going well, move on to a nice bar that's not too loud, so you can still talk, and isn't so crowded that you can't have some intimate space (Radio Bar or the Bulldog). Another good spot to go to would be a place with live, but chill, music like the Blues Room or Chelsea's.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 4:10 pm to kingbob
if she's idiot then I've wasted all of 30 minutes. Your way you've spent way too much money and too much time on a total loser.
With me it's an interview for a potential, future night like yours. lol. Friend zone me. I needed to go take a shite anyway.
With me it's an interview for a potential, future night like yours. lol. Friend zone me. I needed to go take a shite anyway.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 5:33 pm to DanMullins4Life
Chili's???
Posted on 11/20/14 at 5:41 pm to BoulderReb
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For a first date I recommend coffee in the afternoon on a Saturday.
For a first date I recommend something that attracts the attention of local law enforcement. If they laugh with you after they arrive on site you will be getting laid shortly after they leave. The only times this did not work was when the cops were getting off duty and they stayed at the party and the one time the resulting trip to the hospital and stitches left me in no mood to have sex.
If sex is basically the only part of the date you desire, the best method is being the wild child.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 6:14 pm to DanMullins4Life
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My typical goto restaurant for dates is Chili's
dafuq???
Any chick that accepts a first date to Chili's is trash.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 6:32 pm to Old Sarge
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Never ever get drunk and tell a girl you love her on a first date
Classic Schmosby.
Posted on 11/20/14 at 7:21 pm to CrimsonCrusade
I usually go with having a general indifference to her yet showing enough attention and being nice in passing will make you mysterious.
Feigning half arse interest yet never making a move drives them nuts and she'll turn into aggressor and then it's shooting fish in a barrel.
Feigning half arse interest yet never making a move drives them nuts and she'll turn into aggressor and then it's shooting fish in a barrel.
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:09 am to TigerPanzer
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how did that work?
so you were like... hey it was cool meeting you the other day, wanna go skydiving?
Lol pretty much, yeah.
Posted on 11/21/14 at 5:55 am to DanMullins4Life
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Share your Date Tips from Personal First-Hand Experences with Women
Too soon?
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